A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts

Black Country Lovin'

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Sam

Black Country boy. Voyeur and all-round perv seeks extremely tall über-blonde Texan Republican woman for fist fights and hide 'n' seek games. I love red wine, cabbage, Haitian voodoo, chicken drumsticks and pork scratchings. In my free time, I like to do watercolour paintings of the naked midget gnomes that I've collected in my garden over the past forty-eight years. I love going for long country walks looking for rats and collecting muck. I wouldn't say I's exactly pretty, but ugly is as ugly does. I've got lots of energy - especially after my treatments, and I guarantee to love you with such force, such ferocity so as to carbonise us both together as one in the blinding white atomic flash of my desires.

Can accomodate.


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