A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts
A Vain Man Speaks
Ashley Started conversation Nov 29, 2000
I'm incredibly vain and in the only time in my life I placed an ad I put in the bare essentials about me and a long list of what I expected...
aWith hindsight, this is what I would now put...
"6ft, brown hair/eyes, slim late 20s looking for GL male with more mind than muscle. Preferably sane, single, sexy, and solvent. No DSS, Pensioners or students."
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 30, 2000
*can't imagine Ashley ever having to advertize*
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Ashley Posted Nov 30, 2000
Trust me I have done.... 
With disatrous consequences...
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Ashley Posted Nov 30, 2000
I once dated someone who asked me to talk to his nipples.
I was so drunk I asked:
1) What should I say?
2) Which one should I address first?
It was the only time in my life that I have climbed out of a window at 2am...
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NexusSeven Posted Nov 30, 2000
*mental image of someone saying 'talk to the nipples, because the face ain't listening'*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 30, 2000
What's happened to the Classic Goo?
It reminds me of Alabaster...
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coelacanth Posted Dec 1, 2000
*Also can't possible imagine Ashley ever having to advertise, but the image of him talking to the nipples will haunt the day 
* 
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Dec 1, 2000
If its any consolation, I tried an advert once as well. Big mistake. Only later did I find out my chosen date was 16 years old and living with a bunch of very large and protective college men. Yikes! 
Anyway, nice advert.
"Emotionally, I'm not falling in you. But talk to the nipples. They might take a licking."
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Dec 1, 2000
Falling *for* you is what I meant. Sheesh. I must have been distracted by the mental image.
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Ashley Posted Dec 1, 2000
I have to say it was one of the funniest experience of my almost adult life
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 5, 2000
Wow the stuff I've missed because of ISP problems.
BTW Can I also just say I can't believe Ashely would ever have to rely on advertisements.
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Fashion Cat Posted Dec 7, 2000
Shame you guys didnt come up with a smiley for hitting fiances.... grr....
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A Vain Man Speaks
- 1: Ashley (Nov 29, 2000)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 30, 2000)
- 3: Ashley (Nov 30, 2000)
- 4: Ashley (Nov 30, 2000)
- 5: Ashley (Nov 30, 2000)
- 6: Abi (Nov 30, 2000)
- 7: NexusSeven (Nov 30, 2000)
- 8: Ashley (Nov 30, 2000)
- 9: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 30, 2000)
- 10: coelacanth (Dec 1, 2000)
- 11: Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession (Dec 1, 2000)
- 12: Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession (Dec 1, 2000)
- 13: Ashley (Dec 1, 2000)
- 14: coelacanth (Dec 1, 2000)
- 15: a girl called Ben (Dec 2, 2000)
- 16: Demon Drawer (Dec 5, 2000)
- 17: Fashion Cat (Dec 7, 2000)
- 18: Demon Drawer (Dec 7, 2000)
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