A Conversation for Fun With Santa
Grotto is the singular of Grotti
Vestboy Started conversation Dec 1, 2011
*Vestboy Wanders into a sparkly space full of green and red decorations and false snow on the ground. A hut shaped like a gingerbread house with a half finished bottle of pale ale and the crust of a cheese and pickle sandwich on an abandoned chair within. A handwritten sign is on the open door of the hut saying "Santa has gone for a wee. Back soon."*
Vestboy: Hello, is there anybody there?
*A mechanical horse with antlers and a red nose slowly makes trotting motions in the background. One of the antlers falls off and clanks to the floor making Vestboy jump and grab for the CS gas stain on his vest ready to scratch it.*
Vestboy: Is there anyone else there?
*Noise of flushing, parps, belch and tap running*
Man's deep, jolly voice: D'oh There's never a towel when you need one!
*Noise of hands being dried on beard, Santa emerges from the cavernous depths of the hut*
Santa: Ho! Ho! Holy cow! What have you done to Rudolph?
Vestboy: Are you the real Santa?
Santa: Of course I am.
Vestboy: Then I need to sit on your lap quick. I haven't got long and I've got a big list.
Santa: You're bigger than I am!
*Vestboy manhandles Santa back onto the seat scattering bottle and bread and climbs onto his lap rubs Santa's beard onto his vest to capture the stain."
What do you think he asked for?
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