h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh no, not another possible tied vote...

TM.

Never fear... ~grin~

I guess that, as the big cheese of the Post, I should cast the deciding one then!
Do I have to move to Florida first then?
shazzPRME

~Greebo giggles~...

Tis for Christmas 2000 Shazz... not 2001....

Hmm... I was going to enter, but I can't decide which of 3 poems to enter... Don't s'pose you can enter more than one, can you? They're not brilliant, but I thought that someone has to enter these competitions that are advertised in the post. Can't expect anyone to enter my bikini competition if I'm not prepared to enter other competitions, can I?

I could just enter this, I suppose:

"Christmas is coming soon
At a Post Office near you!
Available at all good book shops,
And some bad ones too."

<BB<

Hmmm... it doesn't quite scan Bb... or does it?
You better send it through the appropriate channel though, or Greebs will be forced to tear you apart with her bare talons!
I am sure that you can enter as often as you like!
shazz

I'll wait to hear from Greebo, and give her a doughnut, first.
But when I do enter, I'll enter properly.

<BB<

Me thought to make things fair that only one entry per person...

That's what I thought you would do.. And so I cannot decide which to enter...
..Could always try having a poetry competition to decide which poem enters the poetry competition

<BB<