The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Feb 4, 2009
A Riddle Rhyme No. 1
A gent named Len was lent a cent to buy a feather.
Len took the feather and gave it to Heather.
Heather then took the feather and bought some leather.
Len went into a boat wearing a boater to go and visit a goat.
The goat was bloated on beer which made him gloat.
The goat's name was Bill and he fitted the bill.
Bill wanted his fill so he rode up a hill to the bar but it made him ill.
Bill met Steve was on leave and who wore short sleeves.
There were some thieves who were all lived at Eves.
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