h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Turn the light off! For pity's sake!
Thank you. That's better. I'll wheel the trolley over. Hang on ...

Have you tried Cod Liver Oil for those bones, Kes?
~dodges playful punch~
Oh, er, was it the trolly?
I wonder if I can find some oil to lubricate....I think I left the last lot on Foxy Manor carpark

Ah! It's the trolley wheel! I thought it was my ears. Hang on ....
*Takes a drink from the jug of PGGB, and breathes on the wheel. Pushes the trolley round ...*

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There! Fixes anything, that stuff.
*Pours two glasses of PGGB*
Shall we have a quick sample before the ceremony, GB? Cheers!

~accepts PGGB~
Particularly Good Galaxy Babe......hehehe
Nope!

Wrong!!!!
Probably Great Gargle Blaster?

No, schtill dusn't shound
Whaa?
Wha was I, er....

~falls over~

*Looks down at GB*
I sometimes get that problem with it .....
*Covers GB with a couple of teatowels, and pushes the trolley into a quiet corner. Sets to work mixing drinks for the forthcoming Sainting ....*

*Walks back in, trips over a pile of teatowels*
*The teatowels groan*
*Silly Willy shrugs and moves on*

*Slowly decorations start to appear as the room prepares for Saturday's sainting*

*A large black box with "Archangel Property* appears in the middle of the room, a mystical gold circle surrounds it*

~rubs bottom~
I need some Heavenly Healing, I think.
~flies off to the "Kiss anthread"~

*Walks in and takes a look around*

*Approving nod and *

"Yes, this will be nice..."

*Smiles and does a little happy dance while nobody is watching.*

"Yeah, I´m gonna be an Angel."

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

PGGBs mixed by Kes?

*closes eyes and concentrates*



*endless amount of self-refillable glasses appear on nearby table*

Excellent, you'd better get some as well, I know at least one soon-to-be-sainted who'll need it.

OK...

*closes eyes, focuses*

*self-refillable appear*

*self-refillable appear as well, just in case...*

Hey that's really neat, can you do that with Chemistry courseworks?

Chemistry courseworks??? +confused+

Sorry, but that's not magic, that's just a lot of hard work...

Can I join you in your happy dance Dax?

Yes please...

Here, have a and then we´ll continue the dance

Ooh! thanks! I'll have to be careful not to drink too much, otherwise I shall have a hangover for the ceremony.

Can we sing a silly song too?

Certainly, what shall we sing???

Or should we just make one up as we go along???

Baa baa blacksheep?
Puff the magic dragon?
I know!!!!! Twinkle twinkle little star.

I suppose we *could* make up the words as we go along.

Twinkle twinkle, drunken star....

how I wonder where you are...