h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

grass is all wet at night - which is why the brownies run around on it
If it's genetically modified, does that mean it doesn't get wet and something else is required to make things move?

Worms I believe Swiv, giant worms gentically modified with boa constricter genes.

What that move
I'm glad Cornwall is too behind to have genetically engineered grass
Tho the worms are pretty big, and squishy

Yes, maybe, but beware of Brownies bearing large cups of steaming hot tea. I note with dread and foreboding, the internationally famous, h2g2 Rounders game is being played on grass at Clapham Common.

If they are all on grass, will they be to laid back to actually pick up the bat, yet alone hit a ball hurtling straight at them at .05 mps

maybe they don't allow them to have bats in case they start to holucinate and start wacking people who look like really big genetically enhanced worms.

Are these the sort of worms that originally came from Arakis, or your common or garden fish bait..
If the police play rounders do they use their truncheons.

Wonders if the people who turn up for and sit on the grass at the internationally famous h2g2 rounders game will get a worms-eye view of all the action both above and below the genetically modified grass

i think they would get a pure worm eyed view of either grass or sky
And either be poisened by the worm with boa constrictor genes, or blinded by the sun

Swiv I am sure you are the reincarnation of Shakespeare. Not many people these days can write so sweetly in Olde English.

Actually I thought I was the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde - I talk a lot and know everything about nothing

I spent about 5 minutes trying to spell poisened
Can I be in a film with Joseph Fiennes?

Oscar wild, isn't he from Sesame street.
Reincarnate this, buddy! Holds up a sinister looking banana

Cool! Swiv used to live in a bin on sesame street.

That would explain a lot.

eh?
Nasty :-p

the intelligent oscar wild
I never got into sesame street
the wombles, postman pat and thomas the tank engine were far cooler

And don't you mean a *trash can*
(imagine accent)

I tought I taw a puddy tat - Sylvester Wilde

I did I did I did
-Oscar Pie

Obscure comes along baring gifts, seed for the bird, and fish for the cat.
Then lurks suspiciously behind a fire hydrant, with what appears to be a patriot missile strapped to his back.

how'd you lurk behind something that's on YOUR back

While swiv is speculating over the fact that he misread the previous remark, obscure push's the button
Whats next you say