h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who happen to have rosaries with 42 beads on each. Hmmmm, sounds like a familiar number. I must look it up in the guide, before I get mugged by that 2 ton pink elephant thats been eyeing up my gin and tonic for the last 2 hours.

Backing up just a little. it has come to my attention, Pong, the world's first computer game, made its debut in 1972

Which would have been, perhaps 30 years after its inventors birth in 1942. My reasoning is perhaps a little pongy.

Pondered this for 42 minutes. emailed 42 friends what to do. No replies. Would you like to be my new friend he pitifully wails

Oops too hasty, some sheila called Mandy wants to ring me. What does this mean?

small niniture poodle wonders by and piddles on left leg. kicks dog and then is beeten down by old lady with umberilla.

No doubt purchased from Umbrellas R Us, thay delightful little shop in Tunbridge Wells

Was the poodles name Evelyn, and was she a modified dog.

Evelyn the modified dog should meet Dolly the cloned sheep. They could gambol together while changing the environment so Americans can feel more at home wherever they go

Modified dogs with cloned sheep, would that give the Yanks sweaters that bite, lamb with rabies. I think they have enough problems as it is.
Beam me up scotty

at least you wouldn't have to spend the money on the sheep and on the sheepdog

And big American dog food company Heinz would go broke. Passes around celebratory bottles of Coke.

Good point, but would the vet bills be huge as they are dealing with something completely different.
I'd rather see a cross between a Gin and Tonic myself. Far more satisfying.

GinXTonic - sorry

Yes, while you are waiting in the airport lounge, an instant gin and tonic.
Better yet anywhere, a bit of telekinesis and whoomph, instant G & T.

One Gin and Tonic coming right in on runway 2. Sorry about the Flying Fox, all the pigeons are on war duty in Kosovo.

that beast would truel be scarry if it contracted mange and started frothing at the mouth...am i talking about the sheep/dog or the man waiting for the gin&tonic?

If it was eating genetically modified grass, there is the possibility the froth is milk or would that be too much of a daggy, shaggy dog story

would this modified grass be in the form of a really hot cup of tea? that's the best generator of brownien motion you know.

No I didn't know that. Thank-you. I did know about the mythical brownies (elfs) who did amazing things at night with grass.