h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rushes in, panics and the rushes out again*

There's a new issue of ParanoiaPost up! At least, I think there is. Assuming that the memory of me posting it up is correct, there is; but I suppose it's possible that the memory is false and was implanted by aliens in my head in their quest to understand the human soul.

yes you are quite correct i have just seen the new issue of paranoia post it's definitely there


that is unless those aliens implanted me with a false memory of seeing it

may be they also implanted the memory of me reading your posting
may be i'm not writing this,they just want me to think i am

i think, i think i'll go and lie down

Sounds like a good plan

Just make sure that your bed really is your bed. There are unconfirmed reports coming in that the aliens have replaced many people's beds with human-eating plants which mimic beds.

thanx 4 the warning
i asked my bed if it was a real bed or if it was a human eating plant in disguise
it assured me that it was a real bed
but you know what liars those human eating plants are
so to be on the safe side i now sleep standing up

Just to let you know, we deny everything

Yes... you're just jealous that we hold our drink better then you... well... most of us do
shazzPRME

Hmm... *eyes Dutch people with suspicion* I'm not convinced yet

I'll have you know I'm very good at holding drink,
It's just the drinking bit that I have trouble with...

<BB<

Well, next time round, give it to me and I'll hold it in my belly for you. I'm nice like that.
O and well done on this Paranoia Post thing, but how dare you scupper my plans to build the worlds biggest Penny Farthing!

Sorry, that wasn't me, that was British Airways!

You could always build the world's largest wok...

(oh wait a minute, somebody's already built the Dome)