h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

less of your lip, mr leader.

this superhero thing is kind of in a lull right now, really, isnt it.

No, not really. For instance, there's this really nifty thing going on involving a bomb that, when detonated, will destroy the galaxy. Hmmm,....seem to remember that you were involved in that at some point....anyway, the heroes have made it up to the management department.

really? which forum. its not on my space.

It's on the OmegaMatic page. I believe that the heroes are currently in the Management Department, attempting to get past a few irate filing cabinets.

ill be there

Okay, I'll remind NYC to set up a few traps for you.

must you?

Nah. He's already had the forsight.

why cant he be evil but supremely overconfident like every other good villain?

*in a puff of smoke, Corrupt appears next to Krylma*

Hello, Krylma. Kudos should be appearing soon...I loaned him a few of my, er, recent aquisitions...

*on the monitor, Kudos sneaks up on UH and Gigus, and blows three short blasts on a blue whistle. Three medium-sized blue dragons appear, and hover in the corridor*

[Kudos] (to security camera) Heya, Krylma. Bet you didn't expect me to show up, didja? Well, I'll take care of YOU later. Trust me.
(to da good guys) Just this ONCE, I'm going to help you out a bit. We can ride these here ice dragons. Corrupt wouldn't let me borrow the fire ones, but hey, these are nice. It'll certainly make traveling faster.

Guess you'll have to put a stick of PAG into Gigus' mouth, UH. 2 out of 3 means we continue. So long as no one directly controls Gigus or makes decisions for him, it shouldn't break any laws of continuity.


--14--

Curses! Kudos has dragons! Now they won't hit the "plummet" switch!

Oh, well. I'll make this next one easy for you: at the end of this bridge is a fork in the roads. Choose left or right when you get there, and don't bother yourselves with strange gurgling noises in the shadows.

Corrupt, refresh my memory. Why did you lend dragons to Kudos? And when? Kudos is no longer technically a STUMPED member, and I'd hate to see you both charged with treason.

Can I have a dragon?

You'll have to ask Corrupt. BTW, where are you? Technically, you can't possibly be on the asteroid, but you also can't be in the Draco. So which impossible place will you choose? Or will you merely be a side commentator?

Geez. 1., since when is Kudos not a member of STUMPED?
2., I used special powers to get in the Draco. And I lent Kudos some dragons to counter your unfair advantage in this here asteroid, i.e., not telling me earlier that you had, indeed, captured him. Ha!

Geez. 1., since when is Kudos not a member of STUMPED?
2., I used special powers to get in the Draco. And I lent Kudos some dragons to counter your unfair advantage in this here asteroid, i.e., not telling me earlier that you had, indeed, captured him. Ha!

Darned double postings!

1-Kudos has not been a member of STUMPED ever since he tried to take over all of those months ago when you stopped showing up, and....
2-You would have known about this asteroid if you had just come back to h2g2 over the course of those few months before the great unplugging.
3-I wasn't asking *you* about an impossible location, I was asking the Evil One.
4-This is your first continuity breaking offense. I'm keeping track.

I thorght you were addressing the corrupt one

I will keep my distance perhaps

No, that's quite alright. You should join STUMPED. Your name implies all of the minimum requirements for joining.

he once tried to join CHOPPERS i believe