A Conversation for The Stretcher
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 18, 2009
Thank you darling now, if you wouldn't mind, I have business to talk over with Rich...*pushes Mala and Pin out the door*
*sound of door being bolted*
The Judges' Drawing Room
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 18, 2009
*very soft sound of a glass being pressed against the wall*
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 18, 2009
...expense account...
HOW MUCH!?!
...yes dear. Now about that boudoir, and the fondue, um, perhaps if you just issue me with a second credit card, on the expense account? What was that scraping sound?
*sound of stilettos approaching door*
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 18, 2009
Strange, could've sworn I heard something...
*closes door, relocks it*
*turns on the 
fondue*
*selects the largest 
for dipping purposes she can find*
*wanders over to chiller*
*selects the coolest 
for Rich*
Now then Rich, about that second credit card you promised me, you KNOW I'm worth it...
*nibbles *
I do hope those contestants are enjoying their soggy 
and warm
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 20, 2009
Tra-la-laaa
Mmmmmmmm I 
my new boudoir with its sunken bath and luxuriously soft fluffy towels 
*sips 
*
I wonder if I've got time for a dip...
The Judges' Drawing Room
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 22, 2009
Oh dear. It's gone quiet in there. Too quiet! 
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 22, 2009
Hiya Mala
?
I was just about to order a masseuse, care to join me?
The Judges' Drawing Room
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 22, 2009
No "mwah" today? Taking a break from judging? 
And certainly I'm with you! Let me get my towel 
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 22, 2009
No, is for effect. 
is when I mean it,
OK I'll order Rafael Nadal for you and ...Brice Durand for me
I saw their names on the list, 
*rummages in 
for jewel-encrusted mobile phone and punches in a few numbers*
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 22, 2009
*phone rings on desert island*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soZyoruBzQU
Brice? Is that you darling? You're through with Britney? Good, I've dispatched Skankyrich's private jet to collect you. You'll be here within the hour. Would you collect Rafael Nadal from his hotel after you land? Wonderful, darling. No, I'll supply the oils. See you soon, byeeee! MWAH!
The Judges' Drawing Room
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 22, 2009
The librarian is wondering what I'm up to!
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 29, 2009
Duchy Originals?
I really enjoyed that massage the other day. I might order that fella again
The Judges' Drawing Room
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 29, 2009
I could use his nimble fingers to help me glue my model together
The Judges' Drawing Room
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 30, 2009
Also, we get grumpy if we don't!
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Feb 4, 2009
Ooh, look what the postman just delivered!
<---
<---
<--- bottle of very expensive bubble bath
*sound of running water* 
The Judges' Drawing Room
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Feb 4, 2009
This is a h-u-g-e bath! Room for two, or three
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- 21: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 18, 2009)
- 22: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jan 18, 2009)
- 23: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 18, 2009)
- 24: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 18, 2009)
- 25: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 20, 2009)
- 26: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jan 22, 2009)
- 27: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 22, 2009)
- 28: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jan 22, 2009)
- 29: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 22, 2009)
- 30: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 22, 2009)
- 31: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jan 22, 2009)
- 32: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 28, 2009)
- 33: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jan 28, 2009)
- 34: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 29, 2009)
- 35: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jan 29, 2009)
- 36: Skankyrich [?] (Jan 30, 2009)
- 37: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 30, 2009)
- 38: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jan 30, 2009)
- 39: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Feb 4, 2009)
- 40: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Feb 4, 2009)
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