A Conversation for The Stretcher

The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 21

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Thank you darling now, if you wouldn't mind, I have business to talk over with Rich...*pushes Mala and Pin out the door*

*sound of door being bolted*


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 22

Malabarista - now with added pony

*very soft sound of a glass being pressed against the wall*

smiley - whistle


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 23

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor



...expense account...


HOW MUCH!?!



...yes dear. Now about that boudoir, and the fondue, um, perhaps if you just issue me with a second credit card, on the expense account? What was that scraping sound?

*sound of stilettos approaching door*


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 24

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Strange, could've sworn I heard something...smiley - erm

*closes door, relocks it*

*turns on the smiley - chocfondue*

*selects the largest smiley - strawberry for dipping purposes she can find*

*wanders over to chiller*

*selects the coolest smiley - brrsmiley - ciderfor Rich*


Now then Rich, about that second credit card you promised me, you KNOW I'm worth it...smiley - brrsmiley - cider

*nibbles smiley - chocsmiley - strawberry*


smiley - laughI do hope those contestants are enjoying their soggy smiley - crisps and warmsmiley - alesmiley - rofl


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 25

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - musicalnoteTra-la-laaasmiley - musicalnote

Mmmmmmmm I smiley - love my new boudoir with its sunken bath and luxuriously soft fluffy towels smiley - bigeyes

*sips smiley - brrsmiley - bubbly*

I wonder if I've got time for a dip...


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 26

Malabarista - now with added pony

Oh dear. It's gone quiet in there. Too quiet! smiley - doh


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 27

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Hiya Malasmiley - hug

smiley - coffee?

I was just about to order a masseuse, care to join me?


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 28

Malabarista - now with added pony

No "mwah" today? Taking a break from judging? smiley - winkeye

And certainly I'm with you! Let me get my towel smiley - runsmiley - towel


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 29

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

No, is for effect. smiley - smooch is when I mean it, smiley - winkeye

OK I'll order Rafael Nadal for you and ...smiley - ermBrice Durand for mesmiley - droolI saw their names on the list, smiley - ok

*rummages in smiley - handbag for jewel-encrusted mobile phone and punches in a few numbers*


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 30

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

*phone rings on desert island*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soZyoruBzQU

Brice? Is that you darling? You're through with Britney? Good, I've dispatched Skankyrich's private jet to collect you. You'll be here within the hour. Would you collect Rafael Nadal from his hotel after you land? Wonderful, darling. No, I'll supply the oils. See you soon, byeeee! MWAH!


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 31

Malabarista - now with added pony

smiley - laughsmiley - shhh The librarian is wondering what I'm up to! smiley - doh


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 32

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - tea

smiley - zen


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 33

Malabarista - now with added pony

smiley - teasmiley - bigeyes

Any biscuits?


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 34

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Duchy Originals?

smiley - 2cents

I really enjoyed that massage the other day. I might order that fella again smiley - drool


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 35

Malabarista - now with added pony

I could use his nimble fingers to help me glue my model together smiley - laugh


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 36

Skankyrich [?]

Pffft. The women get all the fun.


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 37

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

We're worth itsmiley - winkeye


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 38

Malabarista - now with added pony

Also, we get grumpy if we don't! smiley - winkeye


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 39

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Ooh, look what the postman just delivered!

smiley - gift<--- smiley - chocsmiley - drool

smiley - gift<---smiley - bubblysmiley - drool

smiley - gift<--- bottle of very expensive bubble bathsmiley - run

*sound of running water*
smiley - zen


The Judges' Drawing Room

Post 40

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

This is a h-u-g-e bath! Room for two, or three smiley - bigeyes


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