h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*was sure she visited the village yesterday......maybe under another guise......*
Pierce, I fetch you breakfast in bed *almost* every morning!!!
And if there are going to be any hunky males queuing up at my massage parlour, I'll fly there right now!

*Pandora is holding her breath and turning blue until she gets what she wants, so mari-rae whacks her across her shoulder blades.*

GB, breakfast in bed for Pierce? You're spoiling the man! (envious)

I know, babe, I know. And it's not that I'm not grateful. On the contrary: I really am. But you see, I miss you whenever you're not around

*going to have to spread myself thinner I see*

Don't go too thin though. Girls shouldn't be skinny

Oh, I'm not skinny.
Wait till you see the pics from the London Meet {and they won't be censored by me} YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

Censored? Do you mean to say that the Dutch Meet Photos HAVE been censored? I want my money back!!

Well I am *assuming* they were, I mean, the one of the naked man up that tree wasn't very blue, was it? I'd have taken a ~much~ better pic, but it probably wouldn't have been published here
Anyway, my pics will be available to all by email, that's if I can get my scanner to work

"Thanks for the wack mari-rae...just what I needed." *Pan falls flat on her face, awaiting a nice strong man to lift her gracefully off the floor*

Oh, stop acting and get up. It doesn't become you!

Who would like to hear about the next couple of Researchers who have paired up & are getting married?

*Helps Pandora back to her feet.*

Sorry, hon. Didn't mean to hit you that hard. GB, this isn't gossip, is it?

Gossip?
I am shocked to think that you would think I would ~stoop~ to such levels of....
It was actually announced "officially" last night, complete with *name change*
well if you ~really~ don't want to know....
*digs toe into ground*
{I can be bribed with chocolate}

*Wheels a huge trolley that has been stolen from a local restaurant, which is laden with an assortment of chocolate deserts and sauces for GB, running over Pierce's toes on the way through*

Oops! Sorry Pierce!

Is this enough of a bribe? Do tell us GB!!!

*helps herself from the trolly*
*giggles*
Thinks: works every time!
Ok, it's Demon Drawer and Archangel Fashion Cat.
He proposed, she accepted.
Ho hum...how many couplings through h2g2 is that now?
Er... I'll rephrase that!
How many couples have got together now?

Oh, man! PANDORAAAAAAAAA!!! She did it again! Broke all toes of my handcrafted mahogany-foot!

*Hands Pierce super glue for his toes and some chocolate for his wounded pride.*

Dunno how many that makes. I'm happy for them, though!! Cool!

Yippee! Good for them!!! When's the party start? Does that mean we'll have a whole new batch of photographs to ponder over soon...

*Passes GB a napkin to wipe the chocolate from her mouth and gives Pierce a fresh tube of wood glue*

*wipes mouth*
*helps herself to more chocolate*
I'll let you know if there's gonna be a party!

This is the place to start if you want to congratulate (and indulge in free bubbles): http://www.h2g2.com/F24306?thread=82467&post=654095