• Peregrin - President of h2g2
• Bluebottle - Vice President

Cabinet

• Amy the Ant - Minister for Prime Numbers
• Big Mad Mr T - Minister of Truth Administration
• Croz - Minister of Infernal Office Affairs
• ShazzPRME - Minister of Relaxation
• Demon Drawer - Minister for the Follically Challenged
• Joanna - Minister with Sugar Frosting
• The Cheese - Minister of Food Processing
• Dolores - Minister of Wobble
• Lisa - Minister of Disorganisation
• The Big C - Minister of Science and Technology
• Baldrick - Minister for Sitting on His Backside
  and Doing Sod-All
• Peregrin's Left Foot - Minister of Footwear
• Gw7en - Minister of Catnip
• Micheal Mole - Minister for Subterranean Life
  Forms
• Alien - Minister of Shovels
• Granny Weatherwax - Minister for Handicrafts and
  Homemade Wine
• Krans Hopeson - Minister of Pointless Statements
• purplejenny - Minister for Purpality
• Hugo Fish - Minister for Fish and Fuss
• MaW - Minister for Wisdom, Linux and Toothbrushes
• Aier - Minister of Silly Walks
• King Wolf - Minister of Enjoyment (including Creative
  and Performing
  Arts)

Ministry of Hugs

• Dr E Vibenstein - Minister of Hugs (male)
• Galaxy Babe - Minister of Hugs (female)

Foreign Office

• Satan - Ambassador to Hell
• The Celery - Ambassador to h2g2 Creations
• Fern the Firelizard - Ambassador to Hyperspace
• Peregrin's Right Foot - Ambassador to The Carpet
• Pr. C. Tonks - Ambassador to San Beta
• Clive the flying ostrich - Ambassador for Cloud-Cuckoo
  Land (Embassy of
  the Floating Voter)
• Asteroid Lil - Ambassador to New Mexico

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