h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooh chocolate...
*passes her chocolate back to MaW to apologise for scaring him into hiding in the first place*

Hmmmm... chocolate...

I think the is allergic to it!!!

:: glares at Dragonfly as if to say, "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING MY CHOCOLATE!!!!"::

Well.. I guess not...

Good try though...
*waves to *

:: waves back::

*is impressed by 's politeness and offers him some *

:: is happy to have the cake, and gobbles it up, even though it has girly pink frosting::

*wonders why he's not bothered that it's fluorescent yellow as she finds that more worrying*

(The 's Mommy was flourescent yellow...)

*finds that even more disturbing as it suggests wanted to eat his mummy*

::laughs wickedly::

* snores despite not being asleep *

:: thinks he hears a mating call::

* worries *

:: Does the mating dance::

* Summons the Penguin army to defend him. Thirteen penguins (all of them adorably cute) materialise around him, Blast-O-Matic Toothpaste guns at the ready *

Aaaaw how cute...isn't he adorable?
*pats the sweet little penguin on it's head and passes him a fish*

Wow... isn't this incredible!!! A nice dance from the and thirteen terribly cute penguins!!!

* the penguin eats the fish and looks terribly contented and happy with life, the universe and everything. When Dragonfly mentions dancing, all fifteen of them line up in a row and begin the penguin version of the can-can (which involves backflips on every fourth kick among other dizzying enhancements) to the rhythm of one of their number playing the tune on a kazoo *

That's simply AMAZING!!!

:: Begins to sing "I Did it My Way"::

* The Penguins convince the that a much better song to sing would be something like "Ten Green Bottles" or "Fifteen Cute Penguins" because then they won't feel tempted to pick up their Blast-O-Matic toothpaste guns and start using them, since "I did it my way" is their all-time worst song, apart from every song ever recorded by Blur. *