h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*symbolising fireworks, I guess*

Congratulations, Wowbagger and - eeeh, sorry, haven't done my research I guess, terribly sorry, please forgive me...

Wow!!!! Congrats to both of you! Take good care of your wife. If I hear she's been forced to wash dishes or anything during this time, I'll fly down there and scold you thoroughly!

Seriously, I am *very* happy for you two!

G7

Phew.. ~Greebo wipes her brow~... had me worried there... when me read 'cat out of the bag'... but me has done no wrong... ~grin~

Well done... and congratulations.. here... have this doughnut to celebrate... ~big happy grin~...

~whisper~... keep it quiet about the doughnut... wouldn't want it spread around that me actually gave you one...

~blush~

er... a doughnut that is...

~grin~... ~huggle~

Do babies like Doughnuts? Don't know not a parent.

Anyway congrats look forward to seeing the new charector in a few months time then

Congrats. I'm sure this will provide fertile ground for more H2G2 life .

Congratulations Wowbagger

*Raises Y of champagne*

Yes - congratulations!
So, what's your baby's user number and nickname?
Or are you waiting until he/she's born?

*More Champagne - congratulations!*

Speech! Speech!

*ahem* As unaccustomed as I am to public speaking....

Oh dear. It seems I have a lot of questions to answer.

Titania - As you may have figured through my depictions of my lovely wife, she is not involved (nor is she interested - well... not in the way we are) in h2g2, hence you are not at fault for not knowing her name. No research needed

Gw7en - Don't fear. I'm in charge of washing dishes in our house. However you are most welcome to fly down here whenever you so wish.

Greebo - The only cat involved at the moment is our cat Tasha, who (I think) is not going to know what hit her in about 6 months. She's very used to being in charge. *whispers conspiritorily* I won't tell about the doughnut if you don't.

Bluebottle, BlueSlider and Demon Drawer - The extras character will most certainly appear, with plenty of storylines abounding (of course). No doubt the child will have the commen sense of my wife and not spend hours on end on the internet. Naturally something would have replaced it by then far to complicated for a (then) old man like me to comprehend .

And Croz - I'll see your Y and raise you a C{_} of ale .

Wowbagger - a hearty hearty congrats from us all in the Editorial Office. We are all thrilled for you!

And from me too! That's wonderful news! Many many congratulations!

Count me in too.

For the congratulations bit, that is. Not the pregnancy.

Gee just as I thought Mark's sex life had gotten interesting for a change.

Congratulations! Just wait...your life will change in ways you never thought possible. On the bright side, sleepless nights are great for h2g2ing.

- X

Ah hello there!

My greatest congrats Wowbagger...
Truly wonderful news...

Wait a mo...

*checks messages on Watch...*

Ha-hah! The Governmental Commitee, no, all of the San Beta GalaGroup wish you, your wife, and the new one all the best!!

- Pr. C. Tonks, GO and M of S&T

YAY!!! Now you get to shop for cute baby things...

::endorsement for her work place here::

Wonderful news...

The Mommy-to-be is very cute!!!

(And believe me, I know cute!!!)

Congratulations Robnvett (to use your duel email name). I suppose you are now thinking of moving to New Zealand for the excellent schooling and safe beaches etc

I'm thinking about moving to New Zealand...

Excellent thinking Dragonfly. Our trout fishing is not just world class it's up there with the best

You could move to the Isle of Wight for good schools and safe beaches too, you know

What are your trout like?