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Keeper of annoying habits like using an elevator to travel only one floor or being given a knife but still trying to cut your pancakes using only your fork.
NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Started conversation Aug 1, 2003
Hey! Umm, as you can see from the title, I would like to become the Keeper of annoying habits like using an elevator to travel only one floor or being given a knife but still trying to cut your pancakes using only your fork.
The explanation is that I have a deep emptiness in my life and feel that a small degree of 'stewardship' is just what I need. I also abhor Pavlovian responses, because even when circumstance dictates a behavior useless, (eg. "I need to travel just one floor") the engrained behavior nonetheless overrides all rational thought and quickly turns even the nicest person into an infuriating jerkwad. It is this behavior, manifested in these annoying habits, that I wish to become the keeper of. Thankyou.
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Keeper of annoying habits like using an elevator to travel only one floor or being given a knife but still trying to cut your pancakes using only your fork.
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 3, 2003
The title of Keeper of annoying habits like using an elevator to travel only one floor or being given a knife but still trying to cut your pancakes using only your fork is hereby awarded to NuclearConfusion
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