h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Irrational? Unjustified? But what if it were the four horsemen of the apocaly....

Ok wait, they're not real. So that would be irrational.

But the four seasons - they're real - and scary - the band, I mean.

All your imagination, darling

You know we only have two seasons: Wet and ing cold!

We only have one season - chili pepper

...Have I got a word wrong somewhere?

You are back to Quadrophobia again

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Ok, I just looked up a list of phobias

http://psychology.about.com/od/phobias/a/phobialist.htm

The closest I could find to lilitis, btw, is lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. Are you either one of those things

Oh!

That could be why my friends call it lilitis

It seems I am capable of spreading mayhem wherever I go, causing typo's, spelling mistakes and smilies to be malformed

My difficulty is more particularly with punctuation - Im an apostrophobe

You poor thing

You don't know what you are missing

Hi JH,

I've just finished sub-editing your entry, which you can find at A45168573

I've done a little rewording and I've tried to rearrange the derivation so that the equals signs are level with one another.

Please do have a look and let me know if it's ok or not, and then I'll send it off to the Editors.

Alex
Subeditor

Since there aren't many entries on last part of the ComingUp page, I'm going to send this off now. I can make any changes required through <./>Feedback-Editorial</.> once the entry becomes Edited