A Conversation for Roving Reporter: Church of the True Brownie

The CoTB and other faiths

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BryceColluphid

Help! I am in need of theological guidance !

I am truly interested in converting to your religion, but I have a difficulty. You said no one need give up any religion they already have. However, it is now the Days of Unleavened Bread, so I will not be able to partake of the Brownie. Is it permissable to partake of an unleavened brownie ? Or would i have to form a dissident sect ? how important is recipe purity to the Church ? If I were to create an unleavened Brownie, would the Church anathematize it ? What is the punishment for Brownie Heresy ? Would these decisions be made by the Archbishop, or by a Church Council ? Do you practice Archbishoply Infallibility ?


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