h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Runs in as fast as possible*

UPDATE ON ME BEING GROUNDED: Two more weeks from yesterday. For a messy room! We should start a petition or something. My parents are out to get me...

Aha! Ms Angelwings! I'd be delighted to have a barmaid. You may start whenever you feel like it. And you'll get free drinks.

Welcome aboard!!! All the free drinks that you'll ever virtually want. Not that that makes you different from everyone else, or anything... You can begin work right away. Maybe we should make a menu or something...

Yay! I have a virtual job! Pity the wages are paid in virtual drinks......... But I'm not complaining! I'll stick a link to the Tequila Sunrise Bar on my researcher space asap!
Wings
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You can use the pic on my page to link to the bar. And it's not just the Tequila Sunrise Bar, but the entire "House of the Rising Sun". Oh, and if someone from Amsterdam sues us for copyright infringement about that picture... We must go to Canada.

Oh well, I've always wanted to go to Canada anyway!

Something tells me miss Dragonfly may have had a little too much to drink..........................................oh well, whatcha gonna do?

Just out of interest St Thomas, how old are you?

Wings
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St. Thomas can't be on the internet right now. Thomas is a lot younger than you'd think and a bit older than I. *Going into a long essay now* I met him first several years ago via his brother: Tide Lover of Small Animals and Snack Foods. The first thing he said to me was, "I hate your shirt." We were friends ever since. A few years ago, I moved away from the merry little town to a merrier, less inbred town in Virginia. I saw him recently. Ah, what a fine man he is indeed... To answer your question, 16.

Actually, that's how old I thought he was. So how old are you then? (I'm 15, by the way)




We probably shouldn't be saying this as it makes us way too young to be working in a bar! Or in your case, owning a bar!

*attempts to mop the floor, but it proves difficult as Dragonfly has toppled off her bar stool and is now lying comatose on the floor*

I'm 13. I know that now we'll have less respect than we would if we were to say that our ages were higher. Maybe the dyxlesic people we'll think we're older. (I meant to misspell that). That's just fine. Now back to work.

*Brings in wheel-barrel, hoists Drgonfly into the wheel-barrel, and strolls to behind the bar where he dumps Dragonfly and looks about for witnesses. Then he makes this action a little bit longer by typing this sentence*

Another shout of ginger ale all round, barman !!!

The Late M.KÝ

*Happily gives away Ginger Ale* I'm glad to see that you have now became a frequent visitor of this little house named after a folk song and the rising sun. I hope you'll be here for years to come.

I want what she/he's had!












Although maybe I should wait until after my shift finishes.............












Have just remembered my shift never finishes, so I may as well have that drink now.......................

Dragonfly, if you don't mind me saying, you seem a little bit rat-arsed. May I offer you the services of my Health Spa? Well, I say MY Health Spa, it's under new management, so I'm more of sleeping partner these day, but as I'm the only member of staff that isn't an h2g2 creation, I suppose you could say it's my Health Spa........................................................................................................now if only I could remember the address...........................................................

Ahhh, yes I've remembered: it's http://www.h2g2.com/A410022 as you'e a customer of the House of the Rising Sun, all your treatments are free. In perpetuity!

And the Health Spa's Executive Bar has now been officially opened at http://www.h2g2.com/F50620?thread=80883 The Executive Bar is only open to a select few which, naturally, includes any and all customers of the House of the Rising Sun. Wings xx

Tee hee hee... what about Muses, Hmmmm!??