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Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Started conversation Sep 18, 2000
Welcome to the bar!!! Bartender Thomas is waiting on you. *Thomas continues virtually wiping the counter and smiles at you intently* We have virtually every drink that you could possibly want. We know that there's no menu. That's because we have everything. From Hotdogs to Mahi Mahi, we've got it. Even if you want refried Do-Do Eggs. They might be virtually rotten, though. So, give Ole Thomas your order and he'll do what he can.
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Thomas Posted Sep 18, 2000
Thank you friend Lizard Prince, I'll take it from here. Wow. My own bar. It's like a dream come true. Just remember folks, I'm not just a server of drinks, I'm the guy you can throw things at when it gets rough.
And I'll talk when you need that too.
*Pours himself a glass of Sherry*
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Thomas Posted Sep 22, 2000
The Bar is so lonely...
*Sound of crickets chirping*
*Sound of Thomas stomping something on the floor*
Got him!
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Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 22, 2000
*Runs in with can of bug spray*
*Sprays everywhere in anything*
I hope noone will notice that I spilt some bug spray in the Ole Janx Spirit...
*Walks out the doors slowly looking about for witnesses*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 25, 2000
::Sings:: It's another Tequila Sunrise... Striding(!???!!!!!????) slowly 'cross the skies...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 26, 2000
Have you got any Mountain Dew!?? 
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Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 27, 2000
Mountain Dew? Does a flower shop have flowers??? Ofcourse!!! I'm sure that Uncle Thomas will be happy to serve you in just a bit.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 27, 2000
Small House of Uncle THOMAS!!! Harriet Beecher-Stowe say....
(Sorry; re-living the Yul Brenner King and I!!!!!)
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Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 28, 2000
The bar's like Uncle Tom's Cabin. Actually, it's nothing like that at all... Sorry that I ever said anything...
*Saunters out too embarassed to fly*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 28, 2000
::Stunned:: Was that a visit from Simon of LeGree!?? 
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Wings Posted Sep 29, 2000
I don't suppose you need a bar maid do you, only business is a bit slow over at my Health Spa:I should never have fired Trixibelle Flagherty. Which reminds me, you've not seen her about have you? The last I saw of her, she was under a pile of coats with St Peter at my party. I speak no word of a lie!
Wings
xx
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Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 29, 2000
Not St. Peter!!! You lie!!!!!!!! Don't talk about him like that. Another comment like that and you'll be out of here. Unless you beg for forgiveness...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 29, 2000
My goodness!!! A high-spirited, soon-to-be-muse is eager to help you out, and wants to celebrate tequilla with you, and THIS is how you treat her!??
::hugs Angelwings:: I am sorry!!! 
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Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 29, 2000
I'm sorry. I'm just a bit over-protective. It's just that St. Peter and I go way back.... Why I remember when we were just little saints... In that heavenly sand box... *stares into the distance* Those were the days... I'm sorry. Now have a very special drink made with angels in mind, a "Virgin Mary Daquiri*. Or I can get a very special Mountain Dew just for you!!! I hope we never fight again...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 30, 2000
Just apologize to Miss Angelwings, and tell me about the heavenly sandbox as I enjoy this fine Virgin Mary!!!
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Wings Posted Sep 30, 2000
oh, there's no need for an apology, just so long as i get a drink sometime in the not too distant future, and preferably that job too.....
Wings
xx
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Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 30, 2000
We'll have to wait until Thomas gets his way back on the net so we can talk to him about this. I'm sure that you'd be a very good bar maid. A fine one!!! Have a drink as we wait for Thomas. Will it be a Virgin Mary Daquiri, madam?
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Wings Posted Oct 1, 2000
Yep, that'll do nicely. I apologise for having said anything abot St Peter, but Ipromise you I didn't not lie. Go to my party http://www.h2g2.com/F42809?thread=67931 if you don't believe me. Wings xx
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- 1: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 18, 2000)
- 2: Thomas (Sep 18, 2000)
- 3: Thomas (Sep 22, 2000)
- 4: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 22, 2000)
- 5: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 25, 2000)
- 6: Thomas (Sep 26, 2000)
- 7: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 26, 2000)
- 8: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 27, 2000)
- 9: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 27, 2000)
- 10: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 28, 2000)
- 11: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 28, 2000)
- 12: Wings (Sep 29, 2000)
- 13: Wings (Sep 29, 2000)
- 14: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 29, 2000)
- 15: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 29, 2000)
- 16: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 29, 2000)
- 17: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 30, 2000)
- 18: Wings (Sep 30, 2000)
- 19: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 30, 2000)
- 20: Wings (Oct 1, 2000)
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