A Conversation for Isla Vista and Couch Burning
Versatility
ishmael Started conversation Sep 20, 2000
You can sit on them. You can watch television while perched upon them. You can drink with friends on them. You can use them to soak up alcohol that would otherwise have falleni all the way down to the carpet. You can have sex on them. You can sleep on them. You can let your dirty friends sleep on them. You can let dirty stangers sleep on them. And much more can you do with couches. You can also burn them.
Versatility
Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web Posted Oct 7, 2000
Hi Greasy! I've MISSED you! Any time you're in the mood to burn up a couch, you just let me know, darlin'! I bet we can come up with several methods that won't involve the fire department 
Hummmmmm....{getting a gleam in her eye, smiling wickedly} and maybe some that will.....
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