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Mondegreens are misheard lyrics - it is amazing what people hear!

Hi Ozzywiz,

This is a good article - but it would be an even better Call for Entries, with the whole community contributing their favourites.

If you agree, I'd suggest dropping a note on the home page of Ashley (http://www.h2g2.com/U276) and proposing it to him.

My own personal favourite was the rather risque one by Mark Lamarr on "Never Mind The Buzzcocks", where he suggested that Whitney Houston was singing "I'm Shaving Off My Mu*f for You".

But enough of my problems...

GVI

Editorial Note: This entry has been moved to the Writing Workshop. You can find out why by reading the page http://www.h2g2.com/Writing-Workshop

Contributions from everyone will be welcome: there must be a motherlode of Mondegreens out there!

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This is where we move any Peer Review, Writing Workshop or Alternative Writing Workshop Conversations where the original author has *not* posted to h2g2 for three months. This prevents the active Review Forums from clogging up with dormant entries, but in the Flea Market they can be picked up by others and polished off.