h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm ....

There used to be a lot of fully automated gadgets in this place including an automatic washerupperer - anyone looked behind the couch lately?

There was also a magic jukebox thingy ....

I'll go look and for these...of course I may be some time.
Meanwhile there's always

There used to be a Majik everything. Maybe they all broke down and we're lacking a Majik Majik Machine Fixer

Maybe we should ask Canada for some more.

I think this settles the arguement about the difference between procrastination and laziness.

I find I can function in both modes quite comfortably.
In fact I think one of them is my default state but I'm not
sure which.
There is an experiment to determine which but I will do it later.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off today

Oh, wait... I think that's what you said... isn't it?

I think the washerupper and jukebox have achieved self-awareness and mated to form a new species of wild appliances which, finding the world around them rather sedentary and uninteresting, have gone out to make a life of their own.
However, they appear to have taken their ethos from that which they first perceive around them, because they never bothered going very far. I'll go drag one in.

Anybody have use for a young jukerupper?

A new lifeform
And an useful one as well
not only does it wash the dishes it plays my favourite songs.
Now the thing to do is cross it with a hoover, washing machine and
ironing board and all my housework is sorted.....
not that I ever get round to housework anyway.

That's called a woman.

Touché

I think we need a Majik Beer Making Machine.

"That's called a woman."
I never did meet one that played my favourite songs. Usual response to
any song or music I played was, "turn that racket down/off!" Of course
I had to listen to Lionel Ritchie or Jonny Mathis or...
I need to lie down in the dark for a while.

Did I drink my tea ?

Well it's no longer in the cup, but it might just have evaporated.

I could tell you, but then I'd have to put off killing you.

I only ask because you forgot the sugar

*flop*

Shame, we had a run going there for a while of at least one post every month.
Tell you what, we'll call your post October's delayed, and mine November's delayed. We would have posted them then, but put them off until now.

And mine fulfils December's quota

I didn't go through the older posts, but... why are we just in ashes now? Was there a fire I missed?