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King's wives
Oot Rito Started conversation Dec 13, 2002
Is anyone up to date on his Majesty King Cthulhu of Balwyniti's marital status ?
Being a number-one wife might involve duties I'd rather put off, but being wife, say, no. 239 could be fun.
Instead of procrastinating, I could just be regal and stay a royal distant from common humdrum affairs. Also, princess sounds classier than “lazy b…” which plebeians often confuse with a procrastinator.
If his Majesty King Cthulhu is only ten years’ old or something it doesn’t matter, I’ll wait….. but not too long, I get impatient when people put things off because they are lazy b…..
PS. Just to get things going, let’s pretend I’m a nubile nineteen-year-old and suggest an e-mail wedding… by the time he gets round to wife 239 I’ll have had quite a few years’ princesseship (after all, if he gave the society a warrant, he must have some affinities with us).
King's wives
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Dec 13, 2002
AFAIK His Maj is currently Quuen-less, although there must have been a Queen at one time as there are a couple of Princesses of Balwyniti 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 18, 2002
There was a Queen at one time ... but that's a long story ...
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 11, 2003
In a galaxy far, far away 
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