A Conversation for The h2g2 Symphony Orchestra
Do you need another Viola?
Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch Started conversation Feb 14, 2002
Can I join, please? I've got this really amazing viola joke that you won't find on any web page - except that St. Killer Queen has already heard it. It was too good to keep to myself.
Megapuppy 
Do you need another Viola?
njan (afh) Posted Feb 17, 2002
Sure thing, honey. 
*updates page*
What's the joke? 
Do you need another Viola?
Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch Posted Feb 18, 2002
Thanks Njan - here's the joke:
What's black and brown and looks good on a viola player?
You'll love this
No, really, you will!
A rottweiler!!!!
I got that off my Viola teacher in college - and I've treasured it ever since
Do you need another Viola?
njan (afh) Posted Feb 18, 2002
yayayayayay! 
That's a good one.
I think we should collect orchestral jokes somewhere. 
Mind, we need a conductor first.
- Njan
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Vip Posted Feb 19, 2002
Oooh hang on... I just applied as a clarinettist, but if you want a conductor I would be more, more than happy to become one. I do so love conducting!!
VIP (very important Princess)
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Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch Posted Feb 20, 2002
I think my joke was so funny that you forgot to put my name on the roster
- either that or I couldn't see it for looking!
or is the next performance Mozart's Solemn Vespers? After all there aren't any violas in that
.
Megapuppy.
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njan (afh) Posted Feb 20, 2002
you're... right...
That's very odd. That's the second time this's happened.
I /did/ add you to it, I swear. *fwaps h2g2 and puts you on again*
sorry! 
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Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch Posted Feb 25, 2002
I bet it was the server. That seems to be causing all sorts of fun and games at the moment!
Thanks for putting me back on again
Puppy.
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- 1: Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch (Feb 14, 2002)
- 2: njan (afh) (Feb 17, 2002)
- 3: Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch (Feb 18, 2002)
- 4: njan (afh) (Feb 18, 2002)
- 5: Vip (Feb 19, 2002)
- 6: Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch (Feb 20, 2002)
- 7: njan (afh) (Feb 20, 2002)
- 8: Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch (Feb 25, 2002)
- 9: njan (afh) (Feb 25, 2002)
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