h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OOOO... where are the two of you planning to go!!??

Two crayon falsified passports. Hold still while i attempt to draw a reasonable fascimile of yous. Simultaneously, why don't you fill out this form promising not to turn me over to the police.

*fills out the form*

We wanted to go to Barbados...Mr Quack has relatives there

alrighty here ya go! Two falsified crayon passports. I'll be taking my assurance now.

*gives him a large bag of money*

Woah....

well i didn't ask for that but *takes money* CHA-CHING! *hands over the passports*

*looks carefully at the blue crayoned Mr Quack and at her yellow Mr Quack*



Perfect!

See its so lifelike you'd assume you're looking at a picture.... The authorities will never be able to tell the difference!

*an authority walks by*
Authority: Ooo.. That blue Mr. Quack looks so much like that yellow Mr. Quack. I can't tell them apart! *wanders off*

*EvilClaw gestures vaugely*
There ya go...

Wonderful....

*she gives evilclaw a quick on the cheek*

See... nothing to worry about. Don't even worry about that giant asteroid thats going to hit earth. I'm sure your vacation will be over before that!

Oh good

Plus... i'm sure that the plan to detonate thousands of nukes will take care of the asteriod with only 50% of the radiation affecting the earth in any major way! NOthing but blue skies ahead!

Well as that's sorted, would you like a cup of with Mr Quack and myself?

Sure! ?

?

*hands evilclaw some and a slice of homemade *

I appreciate both , , and chocolate milk! Even though thats three things! Cheers!

You are most welcome...so how are you today?

Eh... i'm good. There's alot of stuff i need to do over the summer and i'm doing that now while i'm also on h2g2. Multitasking

I too am multitasking....ignoring my large pile of essays and going on hootoo....