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We were thinking something along the lines of Twister

....sounds fun, but my boyfriend will surely be jealous....

Let him join in

No... I'm pretty sure that'd do some damage to his reputation....

Never mind, eh?

*gets out the twister board, Mr Quack spins the wheel*

MQ: Quack....left index fingernail, mauve...

That could do some damage to your back.

Room for a little one?

Or not so little, too much

Tip of nose on sky blue pink, hmm.

Sure join in

*back of head on khaki green*

It' good for the old wheel to get an airing.

*left clavical on polka dot yellow*

Is there a bar in this place?

I don't know...Mr Quack go look

*Mr Quack goes away and comes back with a tray full of s*

Wonderful!

What a wonderful rubber ducky you are

This is a much more pleasant thing to be doing than, for example, changing the hoover bag.

In fact you are the best little ducky in the whole wide world....hic

*right earlobe on ceiling fan*

*Mr Quack es*

hic

Left kidney on London Bridge....

hic

That was careless.

giggle.

Patella in Patagonia.

*Mr Quack leaves to get more drinks*

Bravo that Anseriformes.



Oh well worth a try.

*Humerus on custard pie*

Squelch

Funny bone on computer screen

*Mr Quack returns*

Well done



hic

Twister! wee. woo. yay. unfortunatly i twisted something so i'll be unable to spin the arrow

Well that is just shocking....you can hold Mr Quack

I'll spin the wheel so Mr Quack can have a go.

Round and round and round she goes and where she stops.....

Oh I say, "breast on orange sauce", what a cruel wheel.

*Mr Quack begins to cry*

He's a little sensitive*

Hey, don't be blue lttle duckie.