h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i know. look above a few posts to see what i had to do!

Sorry about that. It landed on go to Venezuala and I was halfway to the station when I realised I didn't have a passport.

*hands eloisa a passport* I made it with crayon!

That's so sweet of you.

I made a fake Vegas ID the same way... *chuckles* silly casino people.

Confused me for a second, I though you said fake viagra.
License to print money springs to mind!
I need a

*draws a on paper*
My methods don't work well unless its some sort of ID.

There is method to your madness? I'm impressed. Mind you, I am quite easily impressed.
Incidently, to steal a Navy you need a really big swag bag.

where'd you find out about my plans?!?!?! (overuse of punctuation suggests surprise and alarm).

Yeah i guessed that. Not about your cunning plan. I've just been following you. Boo.

Wait, wait. i made it up.
I just read your mind, it's really messy in there.

well sure. with my split personality who is now a distinct individual due to a discombobulation field crossed with a normal force field.

*walks in and spins the wheel*

"Buy a rubber duck"

*takes a rubbder duck out of her pocket which she looks at lovingly*

But I already have a rubber duck....don't I Mister Quack?

well i'm sorry but you have to obey the wheel... *steals Mr. Quack* I'll sell you this lovely specimen for negative ten pounds. *hands Luthiena ten pounds and mr. quack*

LOL....



Glad to see you are all having fun, kids!!!

So how much for those crayon passports!!??

well for a limited time i have this special bargain. You don't tell the police i'm making them and you can have one absolutly free of charge *in really tiny print* except for shipping and handling.

Oh yeah!???

Wow...

Let me email all my friends... and family...

well its off to the drawing board.... quite literally.

*cuddles her new/old Mr Quack*

*Holds out thumb in authory way to judge distance or height or something* You know its surprising that these IDs are accepted considering how bad i am as an artist. And that the pictures are made with crayon.

May I purchase 2 please, one for me and one for Mr Quack