h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HAMSTER LOG

14:15 Group congregates at the bar.
14:16 American Football - DONE!
14:16.05 Politics - DONE!
14:20 All the girls get a seat.
14:29 Bigger table bagged.
14:32 Zagreb fell down someone's hole. Hoors discussed.
14:42 Hors d'oeuvres not discussed.
14:49 Zagreb catches a fly in the palms of his hands, killing it in the process.
14:49.30 EV eats it.
15:02 Jamie arrives. Ku's cider goes missing.
15:05 Zagreb would come in his pants over the guy from Peep Show.
15:05.10 Russell Brand for the Doctor!
!5:22 Top Gear coversation breaks out.
15:33 CBBC rules!
15:43 Peanut surplus!
15:50 The music of the lord is "questionable".
15:52 Ku' has to pay a fine for answering his phone.
16:00 Salvador Dalek.
16:03 Bluetootharama.
16:10 Ku' sings the pancake song.
16:13 It's National Writing Month. Better write something then.
16:14 The log is passed around so everyone can write something:
BOGIES!!!
Nostril chutney.
Moist flaps.
Plastic vicar
Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
Spleenfishbiscuitbarrell
Intercontinental banana hammocks
Suffering succotash!
16:20 Politics breaks out again. fords states that Sarah Palin is a munter to general derision.
16:28 Gayness breaks out around the table.
16:39 Confusion over drinks.
16:46 Random stranger's tissue found - may contain nuts.
16:59 fords isn't gay.
17:03 No Wumbie? Bad Wumbie!
17:06 Pocket skellington and Paper Amy make friends.
17:11 Austrians are very freaky people.
17:21 2legs is discussed.
17:25 Previous meet shenanigans.
17:26 Jamie chomps on Ku'Reshtin's sausage.
17:32 Where are they now? - Wumbie and Mort.
17:45 Foooooooooooooooooooooood!
17:55 There is a fat plastic cherub on the wall.
17:56 George IV was a fat bastard.
18:00 Jamie vanishes in a puff of purple smoke. Will he come back???
18:02 Badger Badger Badger to the power of six.
18:04 Jamie returned and then Samuel Pepys shagged his missus.
18:20 Psychology and current affairs discussed by Zagreb, boredlaura and minicheesemouse.
18:35 Let's all imagine Christopher Lee having sex.
18:42 More cider appears as if by .
18:43 fords: "I just don't wanna!"
18:45 The Queen looks like Errol Flynn.
18:46 Zagreb goes to the bar. Phones Jamie: "What do I do?"
19:06 Danish zombies.
19:12 Fitang fitang olay biscuit barrel.
19:14 Jamies disappears again while La Mouse discusses discussing underwear.
19:36 The everlasting Mac vs PC debate. Go Windows - except you Vista, boo! Long live XP.
19:46 Mac vs PC debate rages on. Which is better? There's only one way to find out - FIGHT!
19:48 Laura offers to show the guys her muffins.
19:54 Zagreb almost eaten by seat.
20:02 Lights go out! Last orders!
20:03 Lights on again. More random cider!
20:05 We've seen the pope! Bring your own stained glass window!



fords and I had to leave at this point, hopefully someone was still sober enough to carry on the log...

I want to make it very clear that my muffins were in no way euphemistic and were actual mature cheddar and apple muffins. My euphemistic muffins remained under wraps all evening, which people are probably most thankful for.

The non-euphemistic muffins sound

So who had "me"? Was it version 1, 2, or 3? I presume "I" was fairly safe, since Wumbie was absent Though I'm wondering if I should be worried about the skellington *off to look at photos*

Ah, version 4--the first not drawn by me and subjected to the vagaries of email

No comment on the skellington

well amy "you" were in haloween costume and drawn on a green sticky note just before i left my friends flat. Hope you dont mind?!

mini

Photos?

there are some photos here F11559291?thread=6004300&skip=40&show=20 but im sure more will appear when everybody else recovers.

mini

For anyone else, that's http://www.flickr.com/photos/boredlaura/



(I want to see yours, mini)

i didnt take any, and even if i did, this computer doesnt like photo sites, which is why i didnt take any, but Ev and Ku had their cameras, there might have been other cameras too.

mini

Oh

OK *sulks*

here is a random picture of me

http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m462/minichessemouse/DSC01157.jpg

will that do you untill everyone else gets their pictures up?

mini

I thought you said you were wearing fairy wings?

I was looking forward to that

"I thought you said you were wearing fairy wings?"

She was, that's how we recognised her! We'd not have found her otherwise as Jamie was late and Mouse was seeking for an orange beard which wasn't there.

Right, photos! http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/evibenstein/HAMSTER#

Picasa recently introduced a feature that allows you to add notes detailing who's in each photo, but I don't seem to be able to get it working at the moment. Never mind, I'm sure it's not too hard for you to work out who's who...

Of course it's easy to work out who's who. The one with the eye patch is Errol Flynn, for a start.

The defaced tenner thing keeps reminding me of the episode of Bottom where they were forging banknotes.

"That's not the Queen! That's Danny La Rue!"
"Well, it's *a* Queen..."

Rest of the log:

20.17 Fords and EV leave
20.31 Boredlaura leaves
20.33 And then there were four
20.42 Insomnia and sleeplessness
20.49 Waltz is discussed
21.03 Kureshin leaves
21.07 And then there were three
21.14 Zagreb makes eye-contact with man with scary eyes
21.38 Jamie, Zag + Mouse migrate to the Bon Accord
23.03 Jamie, Zag + Mouse = hardcore!!!
00.14 Jamie, Zag + Mouse f*** off from pubbe

I can exclusively reveal that what happened next was that Jamie got a taxi and I walked Mouse back to the place she was staying. My complete hopelessness at pointing out when curbs were coming up lead to Mouse tripping twice before I "got the hang" of being someone's early-warning system.

so you all know how for next time A41464749 there you go.

mini

Clearly Zagreb has never had the pleasure of guiding 2legs to the lavatory, the highlight of many a London meet.