A Conversation for Ye Olde Arcane Magic Shoppe

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Post 1

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

er... yeah, um do you know where I could find a copy of the necromonicon mabey?


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Post 2

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Sorry about the wait. I was unduely detained.

*Searches inventory*

We have a copy. Would you like hard bound, soft bound, leather bound, bat's skin bound, lizard skin bound, or shall we do a custome binding?


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Post 3

† - Darth - †

whats cheapest?

(sory new account)


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Post 4

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Soft bound, but I'm afraid that's not very durable. You could always open a credit account here.


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Post 5

† - Darth - †

*thinks*.... give me the lizard skin one


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Post 6

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

*produces a lizard skined volume of the Necromonicon* That'll be 25 peices of silver. Now, hows about that credit account?


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Post 7

† - Darth - †

*slips hand into trench coat pocket and pulls out a small, bag* only got diamonds I'm afraid, will they do? *dropps a couple of smallish(about 4mm diameter) diamonds on the counter*


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Post 8

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

*pulls out his gem cutter's lense, examines diamonds, does some quick exchange rate calculations*

Ah, yes, this will do nicely. Pleasure doing magic with you.


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Post 9

† - Darth - †

*nods and leaves the shop, ten minutes later the diamonds dissapear*


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Post 10

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

/It is not nice to trick me like that./ /Not very intelligent, either./


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Post 11

† - Darth - †

*diamonds very quickly re-appear*


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Post 12

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Thanks you. Have a nice day.


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