h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm *never* naughty!!!

You Liar!!!!

wanna take this outside?

It's cold outside!

there's no kind of atmosphere... de de de dum de de de dum...!

fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

grûvy

Cosmo

so...?

I'm thinking of writing into CosmoBoy

"dear ***"

Cosmo Boy?



Bassman

but of course

Still don't understand



Bassman

(Signing off for 4 days....)

I didn't understand from the day I was born - it saves time that way!!! Why are you leaving us?

He *must* be back by now!!

This Conversation Is Irrelevant

I only have access to a computer on the days I'm at work now, and I do 4 days here and 4 days at home - ad nauseum (hope that's spelled correctly)



Bassman

Here are some observations about Water Melons:

1. They are very messy.
2. They are very difficult to cut.
3. They have far too many seeds.
4. They are very hard to handle.
5. They are very hard to eat.

Here are some observations about Sweet due Melons (I think that is what they called):

1. They are not messy.
2. They are easy to cut.
3. They have very few seeds.
4. They are easy to handle.
5. They are easy to eat.

How can you get excited over water melons? They are so messy and are not as tasty as sweet due melons.
Archangel Silly Willy are you feeling well?
Has the strain of work got to you?
Have you been to many boring committee meetings?
Would you like to speak to Counsellor Troi about this?

If you find water melons exciting would you like me to hit you with my handbag, take you to the dentist, make you watch Countdown and make you attend coffee mornings. Try not let the exams get you down. When I used to use computers, the mouse and the cursor made me swear alot. In one class one of the students hair started to smoulder because she was working to hard and her brain was overheating due to working on the computer too long. Lie down and take some smelling salts and try to relax.

A very concerned Jedi Apprentice <star.

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That's very kind, maybe the offer of a cool towel to place across his forhead wouldn't go amiss....



Bassman