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Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Started conversation May 24, 2001
You wanted to see it...
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Deidzoeb Posted May 25, 2001
Okay, everybody, we have to clear up a few things right here and now:
Seedless or seedfull? (I mean does the watermelon begin full of its own seeds, not whether it ends up full of YOUR seed.)
Oblong or spherical?
Do you cut a hole in it before beginning, or do you prefer to create the hole as you go?
About how many minutes per pound do you heat it in the microwave first?
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Deidzoeb Posted May 25, 2001
Again, "Oblong or spherical?" pertains to the kind of watermelon you choose to love, not to you or your approach or method or tidbits.
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Posted May 26, 2001
Me, I prefer oblong
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 26, 2001
I hope you are joking.
Please tell me you're joking?
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Deidzoeb Posted May 26, 2001
Yes, please tell us that you don't prefer oblong! Please say you're just joking about that!
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Posted May 26, 2001
I'm afraid not, I genuinely prefer oblong
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 26, 2001
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Posted May 26, 2001
What's wrong with that?????
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Deidzoeb Posted May 27, 2001
By the smileys she used, it appears as though Galaxy Babe may have bad memories from being poked in the eye by an oblong watermelon.
Or one exploded in her vicinity (perhaps left in the microwave too long) leaving her covered in green and red watermelon innards:
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
(T.T.)Mr.Mike(Muse of silly violists, Thingite sandwich maker, with Tommy his pet semi-sentient Platypus){(-1+7)*7+0^31=42} Posted May 27, 2001
Is this allowed?
This seems to be a lot more obsene than just B*****d!
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Deidzoeb Posted May 27, 2001
Moderators allegedly deal with all new conversation posts within an hour, and the one that started this thread is two days old, so I assume it's allowed. There's always the complaint button if you feel that this discussion violates the rules.
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
(T.T.)Mr.Mike(Muse of silly violists, Thingite sandwich maker, with Tommy his pet semi-sentient Platypus){(-1+7)*7+0^31=42} Posted May 27, 2001
I can deal with it. I was just thinking that someone else would not be able to stomach it as well.
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Posted May 27, 2001
I really regret starting this thread now
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 27, 2001
And I am unsubscribing.
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Posted May 27, 2001
It was that subcom character, he led me astray!
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Deidzoeb Posted May 27, 2001
It was just a joke, guys. Following your other thread titled "Sexual Encounters with Chocolate" to its logical conclusion.
Good night, Gracie.
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Posted May 27, 2001
Does this mean I get to talk to myself?
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Researcher 159112 Posted May 28, 2001
possibly
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
Silly Willy Posted May 28, 2001
Are you myself?
Key: Complain about this post
Sexual Encounters with Watermelons Gently Warmed in the Microwave
- 1: Silly Willy (May 24, 2001)
- 2: Deidzoeb (May 25, 2001)
- 3: Deidzoeb (May 25, 2001)
- 4: Silly Willy (May 26, 2001)
- 5: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 26, 2001)
- 6: Deidzoeb (May 26, 2001)
- 7: Silly Willy (May 26, 2001)
- 8: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 26, 2001)
- 9: Silly Willy (May 26, 2001)
- 10: Deidzoeb (May 27, 2001)
- 11: (T.T.)Mr.Mike(Muse of silly violists, Thingite sandwich maker, with Tommy his pet semi-sentient Platypus){(-1+7)*7+0^31=42} (May 27, 2001)
- 12: Deidzoeb (May 27, 2001)
- 13: (T.T.)Mr.Mike(Muse of silly violists, Thingite sandwich maker, with Tommy his pet semi-sentient Platypus){(-1+7)*7+0^31=42} (May 27, 2001)
- 14: Silly Willy (May 27, 2001)
- 15: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 27, 2001)
- 16: Silly Willy (May 27, 2001)
- 17: Deidzoeb (May 27, 2001)
- 18: Silly Willy (May 27, 2001)
- 19: Researcher 159112 (May 28, 2001)
- 20: Silly Willy (May 28, 2001)
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