h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* M.K passes by Room 5 & makes a mental note to keep tabs on these young ladies !!! *

Lord M.K*

~Wakes up~

I don't remember getting back to bed last night.
~checks under covers~

I'm all alone.

Kasia, are you awake? Are you here?
Hmph.

*Enters room and leaves ribbon-tied scrolls with horoscopes*

*Minnie: You've heard of a dungeoness crab, now beware of crabs which may get on the dungeoness *

*Kasia: If you play golf, watch out for an ill-timed swing. If you don't play golf, watch out for club-carrying men *

Minnie? Who's Minnie?
And if this horoscope is some cryptic reference to some form of disease I am not very impressed. Please don't leave any more of these unless they say I am about to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

*Hastily re-enters the room in a fluster*

Oh, Mina, I'm so sorry! I left the wrong horoscope for you. That one was for someone I know in Hollywood.

*Takes the horoscope for "Minnie" and puts it away in her weathered leather satchel*

Here, this is your correct horoscope! Sorry again. So many deliveries today. Toodles!

*Mina: A tall, dark and handsome fellow will want to show you his anti-torture device. *

This one is much better, I will look forward to meeting him.

*flutter of wings*

*Kasia enters the room, sees the horoscope*

Mina, what do you think about this?

*whispers* and what does Lord M.K.'s mean with 'keeping tabs' on us (damn English again!)?

Petunia, thanks for the horoscope, as I'm not playing golf (till now), I'll watch the man (always do, you know, heh heh)

*Knocking on door, followed by muffled voice*

Er, Coooee in there. This is the right room, isn't it ... my little scotch and bourbon dispenser?
You mentioned the possibility of a little Southern Comfort?

*Knock, knock, knock*

I'm here - sorry it took so long - I had to get to the bathroom to pack a couple of , er, essentials.
Oh, and I brought some liquid refreshments.

Hello? Anyone in?

Er, I don't play golf, if that makes a difference ... the horoscope in my room was about the bride's mother
Sorry - tend to waffle on a bit

I say, it's a bit chilly out here in the corridor ... er?

*Awakening from a frozen doze, Kes decides to give this up as a bad job*
Can't trust women - always changing their minds. Stick to drink, I say.
*Grumbles his way back to the bar*

Kasia, did you invite him?

When MK said keeping tabs on us he meant he was going to be watching what we get up to.
Obviously he is not being taken care of elsewhere.

Yes, I did, but then he vanished and I was thrown out by my PC

Well, maybe the next time, he is a nice one, you know...

BTW: I updated my space, the e-mail is on it now.

Oh bummer. At least I know now!
I'll drop into your space when I am less rushed.
I'm trying to squeeze in RL and VL at the same time.

*phone rings*

Hello, Count of Bratislava here. Just wondering if you two ladies would like to join me at the minibar in Guesthouse No5

Pop in anytime.

*no sooner is the phone down than it rings again*

Sorry, I meant guesthouse no1

I will be right there!

Hey Egon, thanks for the invitation - I'll pop in asap!

*flutter of wings*

Gosh, I'm tired!

*Kasia heads for the Bathroom*

10 minutes later...

*Kasia returns from the bathroom and heads straight for her bed. Falls imediately asleep*

Zzzzzzzzz

~wanders in looking very bedraggled~

I know, as usual I turn up for bed when it's morning, and everone else is just getting up.
I'll get my life sorted one of these days.
~falls into bed, laughing her head off~

*knocks on door*
*relises no one is there goes in and leaves jumbo size can of whip cream with a note*
*now don't forget you never got it from me. *

~comes in and finds whipped cream, giggles with glee, and runs out to find a man to abuse with it~

(no matter how long it takes)