h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, I'm not really drowning, I was trying to be poetic. I'll stop that now, as it obv doesn't work.

Oh no, don't stop, it's lovely - I just got confused for a minute.
*does something nice*

I love it when you're kinky EV.

I must be doing something right then.
*does something even nicer*

oh honey, you're doing everything right.

Especially that!

Good. Your pleasure is my pleasure. I'm nice like that.
*goes back to kissing Mina*

~kisses EV again~

I like men that like pleasing me

*pleased*
*does that thing again*

~can't stop herself any longer and pulls EV under the water so she can do this... and that... and oh yes, this... as well~

*comes up gasping for air, exhausted but happy*
That was fantastic, honey... how was it for you?

~lights a cigarette~

Hold on, I don't smoke.
~looks confused~

*splashes water at Mina to put the cigarette out*

Thanks hon, I don't know why I did that,
~cough, cough~
Horrible things.

It's okay hon, all sorts of strange things have been happening in here recently.
*lies back in the water with his arm around Mina*

~lies back next to EV~

Do you think we've been in this bath a bit too long? I feel the need for a Gin and Tonic and it's sparking off all sorts of strange things in my head.

I don't want to get out, but I suppose we should. The water's gone a bit cold and my skin's gone wrinkly.
*runs his fingers across Mina's cheek* See?

Oh yes, I see.
We could run in some more hot water?

Why don't we get out and get dried, then run a fresh bath and start again?
*notices that Mina's skin has gone wrinkly too*

Thats a good idea. I think this uniform is starting to shrink now.

Oh dear. That means the skirt will be even shorter and the blouse will be even tighter.
*wonders why he didn't think of that before*