h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not sure really. I had other things on my mind just then.

*rubs Mina's shoulder again*
Does that make your legs go funny?

Yes. Always. Every time.

So what happens if I do this?
*reaches down and rubs Mina's shin*
Does that make your shoulders go funny?

Not really. It just tickles a bit.

Oh.
What happens if I do.... this?

That could have any number of reactions.

Such as?
*does that*

oh yes, that's very nice. I wonder if this has the same effect on you?

~does this to EV~

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Yes, I like that.

I can tell.

~does it again~

*sighs with pleasure*
*does something else to Mina*

~shivers~

oh my! Where did you learn to do that?

~turns and EV~

You'd be surprised.

*gasps*
Oh Mina... that's wonderful.
*does that thing again*

You like that? hmm, I'll do this instead, it's much nicer.

~does something entirely different~

I'm not sure about that. Try it again.

~does it again, only better~

*goes all wobbly*
Oh yes, you're right. That is better.
*does something else*

I thought you'd like that. mmmmmmm, and I like that too. nonono, don't stop....

I wasn't going to stop.
*doesn't stop*