h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like having my shoulder massaaged. It makes my legs go funny.

*looks a bit confused*
So what happens if...... oh, never mind.
*keeps massaging Mina's shoulders*

I'm just glad I'm sitting down.

*looks over Mina's shoulder*
Your legs don't look funny to me.

no, but they feel very perculiar.

*rests his chin on one of Mina's shoulders to get a better view while still massaging the other one*
*other shoulder, not other head*
In what way?

While you're doing that they get a bit unsteady.

Really? How very odd. Maybe I should stop doing it.

Oh no, it doesn't matter while I'm sitting down.

Oh good. I didn't really want to stop doing it.
*starts again, but with his head still resting on Mina's shoulder*

~turns her head and kisses EV as suddenly he's within reach~

*forgets about the massage for a moment and loses himself in kissing Mina*

~forgets her legs don't work and turns round so she can kiss EV properly~

That's better.
*grabs Mina and pulls her under the water, still kissing her*

~glad she took a deep breath just now, can't speak for fear of drowning so just kisses EV~

*surfaces for air*

~drags EV back down for another kiss~

I was lonely without you

*wonders how he suddenly knows that Mina was lonely*
*doesn't want her to be lonely*
*keeps kissing her*

~bath starts steaming~

*surfaces*
*stops kissing for a moment, but still holds her close*
How are your legs now?