A Conversation for A Wedding Party for Doug and Ginger
The Pre-Wedding Bash
shazzPRME Started conversation Aug 23, 2000
I'm the first? I haven't had this feeling for a long time!
OK... lead me to the bar. Mines a pint of Pedigree to kick off... I don't want to start too heavy. 
I will bring my pressie along later.
shazzPRME 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2000
Is this where the party is?
Here's your wedding present... *places a CD by The Wedding Present on the table*
Oh, and these too... his and hers drinking goblets, specially reinforced to hold even the strongest Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster!
Now then, somebody mentioned a bar...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2000
Fabulous - pint of champagne for me, please.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Aug 23, 2000
I was just thinking the other day: "whatever happened to Ginger and Doug?" because I hadn't come across you guys in a long while.
So, many congratulations, and here's my present to you both. It's a generic kitchen appliance. Basically if you get too many toasters, this thing can be an ice-cream maker. Or if you need it to be a toaster because everybody else gave you a coffee grinder, it can be a toaster. You tell it what you need it to be, and that's what it'll be. Isn't VR grand?
I'll be in the corner with a Guinness...
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Hypoman Posted Aug 23, 2000
Along with a marriage licence, I feel you should also have a licence to have a good time, and hereby present you with one...!
Mine's a Coopers'. I think it must be time to get nude...
!?
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Jimi X Posted Aug 23, 2000
Cheers to the happy couple!
Since we're in a virtual setting, I'll put a box of humour on the table. There is nothing as important as humour in a new union - the first time Dan uses a good toothbrush to clean his golf clubs, you'll see why.
Oh, and since Abi's buying - I'll have a fresh plum in a cowboy hat full of champagne.
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msmonsy Posted Aug 23, 2000
Abi, aren't you a bit damp with those drinks being on you? don't you think it would be much better if they were in you or us for that matter LOL!! seems like such a waste of a good drink .
Congrats you two lovebirds
Monsy 
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msmonsy Posted Aug 23, 2000
How about just handing me anything, i'm not picky today...actually, i'm still trying to find myself today LOL!!!
Hypoman, need any help with that getting naked part?? hehe!!
Monsy
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2000
Blimey... *covers eyes*
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msmonsy Posted Aug 23, 2000
well i'm hoping he doesn't leave any streaks hehe!!
*hands Dr. E a blindfold so his virgin eyes don't become scared *
Monsy
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2000
Thanks, but I've got a better idea... I'll just keep drinking until I can't see anymore.
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Abi Posted Aug 23, 2000
*pops up from behind the bar* ice and a cocktail umbrella in that sir?
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Hypoman Posted Aug 23, 2000
I'd go with Dr. E's suggestion! Monsy, are you offering assistance to me in getting my clothes off, or offering to join me in my nude celebration of the impending union? If the latter, I suspect we'd better be getting everyone's gear off. If only the former, I will swallow my disappointment with the last of my last drink, which I'd be very obliged if you'd just pass up to me, there...
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Abi Posted Aug 23, 2000
17 posts into the party and we are already getting derobed - this says a lot about h2g2!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2000
Oh well, if you can't beat 'em... *removes hat*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2000
Blast, got it the wrong way round again.
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The Pre-Wedding Bash
- 1: shazzPRME (Aug 23, 2000)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 3: Abi (Aug 23, 2000)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 5: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 6: Hypoman (Aug 23, 2000)
- 7: Jimi X (Aug 23, 2000)
- 8: msmonsy (Aug 23, 2000)
- 9: Abi (Aug 23, 2000)
- 10: msmonsy (Aug 23, 2000)
- 11: Abi (Aug 23, 2000)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 13: msmonsy (Aug 23, 2000)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 15: Abi (Aug 23, 2000)
- 16: Hypoman (Aug 23, 2000)
- 17: Abi (Aug 23, 2000)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 19: Abi (Aug 23, 2000)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2000)
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