h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is one lonesome place i don't know exactly how much lonelier it can get here.
ZZ9 Explorer

Now that you're here it's a little less lonely.

~The lonely sound of a bell tolling in the distance can be heard~

Hello... er... nice place you have here...

~Greebo jumps over a rolling tumble weed that rolls by~

Me not think me is qualified to join your club...

~Greebo shivers as she listens to the far off blar of a fog horn...~

Ohhhhh... tis terribly desolate in here...

Sorry Greebo. I should hope that if I ever get more people to join it won't be lonely anymore. But then we'd have to change the name.

Tis ok Mr... a little solitude is good for contemplation...

~Greebo sits down... crosses all four legs... closes her eyes and contemplates doughnuts... she dribbles a bit... but thats what happens when she thinks about doughnuts...~

She's so cute when she dribbles. Would you like some doughnuts Greebo?

~Greebo opens her eyes at the mention of doughnuts... tries to dodge another tumbling tumbleweed... finds her legs are not in the right positions... and falls onto her side...~

Oh, are you okay Greebo? I have to do something about those tumbleweeds.

~Greebo looks up~

Me not mind them... it's that mournful whistling wind thats getting on my nerves~

WHAT A STUPID PAGE THIS IS!

WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO CREATED IT?

WHOEVER IT WAS SHOULD BE SHOT!

hmm, what an interesting (and scary) mood swing.
No wonder chaos is so lonely...

COME TO MY PAGE AND KILL ME!

OR ELSE!

Me thinks me will pass on that one... ~Greebs climbs to her paws... after lying down for an awful long time...~

okay, then have a doughnut.
have a bunch.