h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks Prof, I hope it didn't scramble your brain too much I think we really need a laugh in these depressing times, and that was eggcellent. The icing on the cake you might say. Have a rest and see if your brain churns out anything butter at a later date as I am sure it will. These things have a habit of fomenting at the strangest times, in the bath, washing up, in slumber, before exploding on the unsuspecting victims without warning.

If anyone thinks those three reports from the kitchen front were made from the safety of the meat safe, then just try it, it is tougher than it looks. The sauce of course is entirely down to Prof's inimitable, irrepressible recipe for cheering up anyone he meets, and I won't give away his recipe, but I guess a rather than ginger beer was part of his battle rations.

If not, here's a and a ...... Keep your heads down, I don't think it is over yet but Prof may be in need of some R & R for a while before the heat gets to him!

Websailor

You are more than welcome Webbie

no doubt some other daft drivel will emanate from within the echoing depths of my head soon, as to what ?not even smarties have the answer to that one

hehe i have really enjoyed reading about the kitchen war. it has amused me no end. thanks prof

mini

It's in' difficult trying to edit, when you can't see for tears of laughter!!!

I CAN be serious for at least 30 seconds some times

I'm sure you can

Thanks again, Prof

If you ever decide to come back and write part 4, then I reckon there could be some inspiration on takeaway menus (eg The Chinese were so egg fu young, it was won ton destruction, etc)

Icy

Icy

as in which kung fu that on the wall