The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Oct 8, 2008

Grammar, Punctuation and Spelling
Grammar is a tricky subject
All the logic and rules;
I haven’t been taught much,
So what is wrong with these schools?
From who and whom?
To lie and lay,
I could be reading
These books all day!
Punctuation.
So much fun:
Simple rules,
My day’s almost done.
From full stops
To apostrophes,
People go wrong
It’s hard to see.
Spelling appears
Everywhere.
Some can’t do it,
It’s not fair!
For people who are reading,
They get hooked.
All the spelling
Gets overlooked.
Grammar, punctuation
And spelling:
I know it seems
Very dwelling.
Give it some thought
Every time you write.
So don’t worry,
It won’t bite.
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