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Grammar, Punctuation and Spelling

Grammar is a tricky subject

All the logic and rules;

I haven’t been taught much,

So what is wrong with these schools?

From who and whom?

To lie and lay,

I could be reading

These books all day!


So much fun:

Simple rules,

My day’s almost done.

From full stops

To apostrophes,

People go wrong

It’s hard to see.

Spelling appears


Some can’t do it,

It’s not fair!

For people who are reading,

They get hooked.

All the spelling

Gets overlooked.

Grammar, punctuation

And spelling:

I know it seems

Very dwelling.

Give it some thought

Every time you write.

So don’t worry,

It won’t bite.

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