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Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 41

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

<smiley - biggrin I snuck in two.

'is it to early to ask for a rise?'
Just at the point we were discussing pay smiley - biggrin It got a laugh... which was kinda probably down to the tongue in cheeck way I asked... I thought the only way it'd kinda make sense to him was as a joke smiley - erm Then right near the end, I went for the big one smiley - blush
'So, who do I need to sleep with from within the company to get promoted?' smiley - ermsmiley - dohsmiley - doh The answer.
'<name removed for obvious reasons', on reception, just about everyone else has slept with her anyhow. Don't know if it'd aid promotion prospects, but she'd probably be more helpful when it comes to colecting parcels and post from her' smiley - magicsmiley - erm I think* he got the idea I was being a bit smiley - tongueincheek with that one too smiley - erm oh, and I got the job smiley - magicsmiley - ermsmiley - run


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 42

Superfrenchie

Yehy! Well done! So when are you starting?


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 43

Geggs

So, who is your favourite muppet?


Geggs


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Post 44

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Got to iron a few things out first, need to have a three way online SKYP type thing with the guys in this country and some people in Spain, and they need to draw up contracts and such like, but I got the feeling they'd like it to be sooner rahter than later, I'm guessing in the next couple weeks or so smiley - magicsmiley - erm


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Post 45

The Groob

smiley - applause 2 legs

I'd give anyone a job who asked those two questions!


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Post 46

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - biggrin apparently that is there attitude too smiley - rofl Got an Email saying they'll have the contracts drawn up by the middle of next week smiley - cool Now I know where I've gone wrong before on every other job interview I' undergone smiley - dohsmiley - biggrin


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 47

Joyika

if u give me this job........i'll let you live,.........he he he.


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 48

thunderblackcool

i peed on my hands does that mean i get a raise?


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Post 49

Joyika

Is now a good time to tell you I reversed into your car today?smiley - kiss


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Post 50

The Groob

In what ways are you qualified to choose the best person for a job you've never done yourself?


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Post 51

thunderblackcool

are you dumb


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Post 52

Joyika

i like cheese, do you like cheese too?smiley - tea


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Post 53

Joyika

lets play a game and pretend i've won!!! Can you buy me some sweets now please?smiley - biggrin


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 54

Joyika

Can we now make sexy time?


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 55

Malabarista - now with added pony

"Did you want to meet my other personalities, while we're at it?"


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Post 56

GreenHayGirl

I hear you allow us to bring our pets to work, would you like to see my puppies?


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 57

KB

"I'm sorry. Could you ask me al that again when I'm sober?"

"How good is the library in the toilet here?"


Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview

Post 58

KB

And of course, there's the classic

"So what did your last one die of?"

Or

"What's the policy on flatulence in the workplace?"

Or

"Were you always like that, or did working here cause it?"


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