h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To write a two-line post that does rhyme
that is a fun way to pass the time

But if you spend your time with that,
Then who will take out Bob the cat?

The owner will take him out of course
and trade him in for a horse.

A horse in exchage for Bob the cat
Now what would the wife have to say about that.

SheÕd probably say that her husband's a lout
As the cat-flaps to small for a horse to get out

But the door can be opened wide
To allow the horse to go outside.

And trample the grass on the lawn I just cut
You must be demented you silly old nut

A demented silly old nut I may be
But who exchanged Bob the cat for the horse not me!

The owner -the wife screamed - he were your cat not mine"
That disgusting old moggy spent most of the time

But where would he be able to find such a man
Who would trade a fine horse for a cat--did he plan?

Plan he did-then he went ahead
And swapped poor Bob the cat for the horse instead.

but within weeks the horse was dead
,but they had horse meat for months to be wll fed.

But what had happened to Bob the cat?
He ran away and came back to the flat.

While at home he had a beer,
drunken behaviour is what I fear!

Oh dear a beer to many is the case
Thats why hes walking around in a stupor daze

an animal in a daze?
no wonder the children laugh and gaze!

While in his daze Bob takes a tumble.
Now the children don't laugh they just feel humble.

for the kids, thats a major decision!
I guess it beats watching television!