h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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August 23, Zeppo's first birthday.

For the humans, there is everything you would expect, but let's face it, this party is for the dogs. So in addition to all the food and drink there is an assortment of rope toys, balls, squeeky toys, ham bones, raw hide pretzels, fruit-flavored potato-starch chews, muddy holes in the ground, sticks, and real live squirrels running around just out of reach.

Be careful which cake you eat. One is made out of chopmeat.

Welcome!

Happy Birthday Zeppo!

Happy birthday Zeppo! I see you have my present. A squeaky rubber toy shaped like .

Ohh! New Much nicer than the chewed up ones.

Now, where's the and where's the host? I have a for him too.

Happy birthday, Zeppo!

Here's for you! It's a rubber hedgehog which does "squeeeek" when you bite it. I hope d'E will hate it.

Here I am.

I only hate Zeppo's toys when I find them cold and slobbery in my bed in the morning. Yuck.

Was that a you wanted Coelacanth?

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Did someone mention ?
Here you are, it's a bagfull of dried pigs-ears.

Hello Zeppo! Here's a little for you. It's a nice new leash for going walkies.

*Is bowled over by Zeppo at the mention of the "w" word. Changes to wolf form and play-fights with Zeppo.*

Thanks d'elaphant.

*gets two melons out of a bag*

This will liven up the party! I've brought along Melon a la Jamie for everyone. Also, here's a new special invention for the birthday boy: "Melon a la Marmite a la Zeppo." Don't get them mixed up!

Here Zeppo

Happy birthday, Zeppo!

Here's an extra large bag of BBQ smoked cow hooves. Don't eat 'em all at once.

The is from from me and my RL , Clicquot. But I left him home for his own safety.

*strolls in*

*: loin of smoked reindeer*

< language>Delicious, believe me!

*pant, pant*

*floating in*

Here, Zeppo!

*offers a big \__/ filled with Swedish meatballs*

*gives Zeppo a thorough cuddle as well*

I've just been speaking to a few people at the Scottish mini meet up. They're going to be raising a few in honour of the birthday dog. Not that they need any excuse mind you!

Forget the - where's the ?

Careful Coelacanth, maybe we should put the Marmite melon by the chopmeat cake.

Look at all these presents! What is Zeppo going to play with first?

/* Watches Zeppo */

/* Zeppo pounces on a bit of wrapping paper */

Here you go Zeppo! It is more paper

Oh good. In RL, Zeppo is currently shredding the cardboard box that the new barbeque grill came in.

He is remarkably efficient. If anyone has old tax records that they need destroyed, I might hire him out.

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That reminds me of the daughter of my ex gf... She liked the paperr at Christmas more than any of the toys.