A Conversation for Icecream Jokes

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Post 1

I'm not really here

*after an annoying noise can be heard but not traced for half an hour, the ice cream van (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A335846) drives up and parks 12 inches away from the kerb at the front and 1mm from the kerb at the back. After a slight pause the window is opened, and a dreadlocked head pokes out and looks around*

No customers yet? Great.
*gets a deckchair out and reads the paper*


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Post 2

Venus in Fly-Trap

Sorry, I heard you.
I'd like an ice-cream please. What flavours do you have?


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Post 3

I'm not really here

*suddenly wakes up and jumps back in the van and recites from memory*

Pure double chocolate
Incredibly sinful pure vanilla3
Chocolate fudge
Honey & caramel
Chocolate chip & pecan
Green pistachio
Strawberry (with strawberry bits)
Blueberry
Treacle toffee
Jelly baby4
Garlic 5
"Mud pie"6
Raspberry and apple
Loganberry and ginger
Whisky and ginger7
Poppy seed
Triple chocolate swirl - guaranteed 219% chocolate!8
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Milkless sorbets
Pure strawberry
Loganberry & raspberry
Lemon sorbet served in a whole lemon rind
Orange sorbet served in a whole orange rind
Damson


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Post 4

Venus in Fly-Trap

Which ice-cream is best for my figure?


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Post 5

I'm not really here

The one I'm eating. smiley - winkeye

*scoffs huge calorie laden ice cream*


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Post 6

Venus in Fly-Trap

Right - thanks for the tip - I'll have three of them smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

I'm not really here

Marvellous.

*helps herself to 3 more*

I hope you enjoy them. smiley - smiley


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Post 8

Bluebottle

Knowing Venus, I'm sure she will. smiley - winkeye

<BB<


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Post 9

Venus in Fly-Trap

Oi you! What are you saying about my waist?!?!


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Post 10

Bluebottle

Did I mention a waist?!?

<BB<


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