A Conversation for Icecream Jokes
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I'm not really here Started conversation Aug 15, 2001
*after an annoying noise can be heard but not traced for half an hour, the ice cream van (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A335846) drives up and parks 12 inches away from the kerb at the front and 1mm from the kerb at the back. After a slight pause the window is opened, and a dreadlocked head pokes out and looks around*
No customers yet? Great.
*gets a deckchair out and reads the paper*
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Venus in Fly-Trap Posted Aug 17, 2001
Sorry, I heard you.
I'd like an ice-cream please. What flavours do you have?
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 17, 2001
*suddenly wakes up and jumps back in the van and recites from memory*
Pure double chocolate
Incredibly sinful pure vanilla3
Chocolate fudge
Honey & caramel
Chocolate chip & pecan
Green pistachio
Strawberry (with strawberry bits)
Blueberry
Treacle toffee
Jelly baby4
Garlic 5
"Mud pie"6
Raspberry and apple
Loganberry and ginger
Whisky and ginger7
Poppy seed
Triple chocolate swirl - guaranteed 219% chocolate!8
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Milkless sorbets
Pure strawberry
Loganberry & raspberry
Lemon sorbet served in a whole lemon rind
Orange sorbet served in a whole orange rind
Damson
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 17, 2001
The one I'm eating. 
*scoffs huge calorie laden ice cream*
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Venus in Fly-Trap Posted Aug 17, 2001
Right - thanks for the tip - I'll have three of them
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 17, 2001
Marvellous.
*helps herself to 3 more*
I hope you enjoy them. 
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Venus in Fly-Trap Posted Aug 22, 2001
Oi you! What are you saying about my waist?!?!
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