h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here we are then! *Ushers God Almighty in and smells the flowers he's brought.*

Heavenly! Come in and share a cup of tea with us.

Do you know Gwennie and Kasia?

*Brings him into the kitchen where two little old ladies are seated at the table examining a photo album.*

Girls, this is God Almighty.

Oh, why thankyou !!!

* HE rustles in a small hamper HE managed to bring for some scones... *

So, how are you today Mari-Rae ?

* HE tries valiantly to find the words to see how this new village works...but it's kind of like the master watchmaker suddenly getting alzeimers... *

- Simply, High Spirited.

* HE she's the old dears... *

Oh !!! Of course...in MY prior line of work, I had course to watch Gwennie's activities constantly !!!

Always, one for the boys I seem to recall...

*mumbles; well,THAT hasn't changed with Gwennie, to herself*

*Peers nearsightedly at God.* You're a woman? I always thought you were a man.

* HE stares sharply back... *

I fear your glasses must have been smeared with jelly, for your staring at Kasia !!!

- Simply, Highly Spirited.

* HE stops momentarily... *

I do believe young Galaxy Babe is on her way with MY hot water bottle...

- Simply, High Spirited.

*flutter of wings
Hello everyone!
Here's your hot water bottle, God!
Are there any hot, cinnamon rolls left? I could smell them all the way here.
*accepts roll offered by God.
Any tea in that pot? Milk, with no sugar, thanks! Gotta watch my Angelic figure!
I am going to go have a look around the Village as soon as I've finished this little treat, then I'll have to fly back to Survivor! M.K* went off for the weekend and left ME in charge {giggles}
What's THAT look for, God?
~I~ was good!
*sups tea
*finishes off cinnamon roll
*licks fingers
*kisses God on cheek
*waves goodbye to the ladies in the corner
Bye, Mari-Rae! I'll be back soon!
*flutter of wings

* HE looks mildly chuffed... *

Well, no wonder I made her an angel...

Hello GOD, nice to see you again.

*hands Mari-Rae her own glasses, maybe they help - grin*

Oops, GB as fast as always; I think I'll this fast, when I get used to my wings ( I still have some problems with gracious landings...)

* HE turns to Kasia... *

It's wonderful to see you...

Yes, I'm sure in time you will be flying around like G.B, but after her intial enthusiasm at one point I was going to make her the Patron Saint of the Accident Prone...

Hmmm...I wonder what there is for a deity in retirement to do around here...

* His face tenses up... *

I...I think this hot water bottle has sprung a leak in it...

* HE gradually moves outside for a moment...and yells to see ...to see if his son is about... *

- Simply, High Spirited.

*flutter of wings
Hello, GOD - I heard you! Here's a spare gown for you! Don't worry, it happens to us all! I am on my third gown of the day!
Hi Kasia! Thanks for the loan of the gown!
*flutter of wings

* blushes *

* grins *

Why thankyou...

Amazing! I saw GOD blushing!!

*grin*

Hey, you look good in this angel gown, you know - quite feminine, but you are ALL, aren't you?

*flutter of wings
OOPS! Kasis.....you shouldn't have said that!

Huh?!

* HE starts tembling like a volcano that's been handed a local council order not to 'spill your molten larva all over this County, you hothead !!!' *

* HE manages to contain it though, as HE wouldn't want to break down the social mores of middle class England... *

* HE visibly shakes, as he offers Kasia a... *

Buttered Tea Cake ?

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

Thank you, GOD

*takes the offered buttered tea cake and looks a little bit uncertain, cause HE shakes...*

Hehehe
And I flew half-way round the planet to avoid THAT eruption!

* HE proffers a cup of tea to G.B... *

Do you pair have any idea what a Deity can amuse himself with in his retirement ?