h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Lady C strides purposefully into the store* Good morning my good man. Have you got anything to tempt my cat? She's very fussy. Perhaps you could pop by and offer us a nice treat here: http://www.h2g2.com/F51233?thread=705243 Lady C ><>

*Phillipa, Mari-rae's useful niece, comes into the shops bearing a large Welcome Basket overflowing with teas, baked goods, chocolates, bath salts, useful coupons, and a note saying WELCOME written in shaky letters.*

Here, sir, is the money my Auntie owes you for the groceries you delivered. Thank you.

She also said to tell you that the link for the Village Stores has been added to the Village homepage.

Have you got any spam?

Good Morning Vegiman

This is a very nice store - you've got here. Do you sell Chocolates?

Hello vegiman
Would you deliver me a large basket of fruit to my Beauty Shoppe?
Thank you.
Oh, do you sell chocolates as well?
I seem to be all out of those...

Hi Vegiman,

Nice store!

I wanted to let you know, that the Crossed Purposes Pub is finally open. Do come and join us at http://h2g2.com/A429310

It will be nice to have you also as my guest at my Rainbow Cottage, http://h2g2.com/A412363 I have a marvelleous verandah there!

And I wanted to ask, if you could deliver vegis and fruits to the pub?
It should be a delivery every second day, you know. What else do you have in here?

Is vegiman on holiday? *Lucky vegiman*

Hmm, it seems so, GB.

Hope, Veg has a good time.

That's not going to get me any spam though, is it?

Definately a candidate for your dungeon, Mina.....

oh yes.
~writes Vegiman's name on the list~

*Ambles into the shop, having left her three dogs tied to the lamp post outside*

Hello? Is anyone home? I wondered if I could have some veggies delivered to my cottage, The Rank at this address please? http://www.h2g2.com/A424784

Oh, and could you please send that nice young delivery man that Lady C has told me about? (With the groceries naturally!)

*The sound of barking can be heard from outside*

I must dash! I'll just leave the list on the counter...

*Bumps into Kasia, Mina and GB on her way out*

Oh, hello ladies! What have you done with Vegiman? I do hope you haven't frightened him away with all this talk about dungeons!

I haven't done anything with him.

He opened the shop and disappeared. Very strange, I think a UFO abducted him.

*X-Files music mysteriously drifts in from nowhere*

So, this must be a serve yourself store then!

Maybe the gremlins currently infesting h2g2 ate him?

*Raises her eyes*

Oh, gosh! Yes! I've lost a posting, had half bits of my page not show and that's not including all the XML error messages! I've left a message in the Feedback/Bug reporting forum although I suspect they already know about it!

It's been the school holidays here in the UK (my two have just returned to school this morning ), so maybe Vegiman has taken his summer holiday also.

Jus think, on his return, he will have a shop full of females, demanding service!

I didn't know there was a Feedback/bug reporting forum!
I have been leaving messages with the Ace's.

At the top of your page, if you're using the alabaster skin, there's a "Feedback Forum" button. From there you can report bugs or ask technical queries, etc... :-) My posting is here http://www.h2g2.com/F48000?thread=74785 8-)

Dear me no, I use Goo. I started the Classic Goo Fan Club.

I have been and posted there now. I haven't had any problems since I logged back on at 12pm.
Erm, back on topic,
where's my spam?