h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blink 182 is perfectly welcome any time. I've never heard of Green Day, as long as they are rock then they are perfectly welcome!

Hey, where's the drinks and cake??? And the music????? *Katsy runs off and comes back staggering with bottles of drinks...soft and alcoholic, she opens the champaign and takes a sip*

That'll do for now, anymore and I'll be legless!!!! Or I'll collapse on the couch!(It's a well known fact that it doesn't take much champaign to get me drunk)

GUINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs for a bottle and downs half of it*
Takes a lot to get me drunk- although 5 parties at once might just do it...
Green Day are possibly the greatest band in the world And they totally rock!

I totally agree, Green Day are fantastic.
is it O.K to have some 'phonics

Totally- they're cool

If Green Day are rock then THEY ARE WELCOME!!!!

Guiness???? How can you stand it? Did I ever tell you my experience of being a 13 year old at an 18th birthday party and I was hanging around with these 20 year old guys who thought I was 16/17 and they tried to get me drunk on guiness? My word......and they were shocked I'm on a non-smoker as well!

Yikes!
But Guiness is excellent
And I like my drinks strong

sorry, but guiness is disgusting, although it's supposed to be good for you! green day are excellent and i refuse to believe you've never heard any of their music. surely you've heard of the classic "time of your life"? oh, and did anyone see their gig in L.A? i heard they set fire to the drum kit etc.

Time of Your Life is fantastic But Basket Case is my favourite. Well, one of them. I think...
Setting fire to the drum kit? Sounds about right...

Put the Dandy Warhols back on!

*Em'ly deposits large quantities of confectionery on a nearby table, and starts to attack the Topics*

Has anyone heard "thirteen tales from urban bohemia"? Beautiful...

No, I haven't heard of Green Day, and I wouldn't have seen their gig in LA as it's on the other side of the world to me. They sound good though! I'm mad about Skandal, they are my fave group of all time and no-one is ever gonna beat them!!!!! They are the nicest guys ever! *goes off dreaming again*

Miss Angelwings I'll add you to the list of people who have turned up on the party page!

*Katsy staggers over to the door to find a very happy looking DD, who has brought plenty of yummy cakes and drinks with him*

Ah! Come in my friend! You are most welcome! Come and join the other really cool people here! I'll also add you to the list of "Cool people who have attended this marvellous place! *DD walks in feeling very welcome*

*DD places several cases of good wine in the kitchen and uncorks a 93 Bordeaux*

WINE!!!!!! *DD then realises he's going to have to keep a very close eye on Katsy as she's already on the verge of being seriously drunk, but this isn't reality, so no permanent damage will ensue...*

None of my business who is drunk or heading that way. The more alky hol the merrier.

*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm*

Oh yeah *Katsy suddenly remembers* It was indeed me saying the management does NOT accept any responsibitly for anyone who gets drunk......maybe I should sober up *slightly*

Welcome to the party Joe aka Arnia! Nice to see you here! I'll just add your name to the list of really cool people who have made it so far....

Did any one else hear a humming sound?

*a large lozenge shaped tank enters the room with Joe following. He constantly checks the large display screen on the front of the heavily insulated pod. At one end there is a square box with all sorts of access panels. Joe gently turns the antigrav down and sets the tank up in the corner*

And now we have metallic hydrogen

Goody.

*DD goes to get some*