h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Kes looks round, gradually figuring out why there are kangaroos hopping all over the benches, and what the revolting heap in furry handcuffs is all about*
Curioser and curioser!

Didn't you read the backlog?

Yes - I have now. I usually log on and announce myself, then wander off and read backlogs. If I don't everyone seems to go to bed while I'm de-backlogging. This way, they can run off and avoid me.

Kiddo: Okay, I'm back. I couldn't stay gone long.
I didn't read the backlog. That would explain why I'm so confused.

Oh, I can't go to bed NOW can I?

(Of course, he's always confused)

Hello Kiddo! Nice sim-post there.....are you gonna stay up with Kes?
I really must get my Beauty Sleep.....

'Fraid not, GB. You never know what we might get up to if we're not properly supervised!!

*Kiddo runs away screaming*
SIM-POSTS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs back again*
Sorry, I don't know. I might.

Promices, promices

*Runs away again*
TOO MANY! TOO MANY!

Kiddo!
Will you stop doing that!
hehehehe

If you weren't my Guardee I'd ........

*Runs back again*
Sorry...I...
YOU'D WHAT!?

Kiddo: I better calm down.

I'll just sit quietly over here.

Gee! You folk are jumping around more than the kangaroos. Nothing like a good simulpost to start the conversation.

At least - that's what my Mum would have said if she'd known

and she ought to know

Kiddo: I really should be going. But I'll probably be back in a while.
Bye for now.

OK Kiddo - see you around. We'll mind the shop.
*Tries to think of something "shop-minding" to do. Decides to kick the devil - just for the hell of it*