h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* M.K thanks his lucky stars that Shazz's other boat is still here... funny how the others haven't used it to escape uptil now... *

* With one mighty roar it kicks into action... *

M.K*

*... and M.K* is surprised to see that shazz is already onboard, the bar is fully stocked and the table spread with a delicious feast.*
I had a feeling that you wouldn't be held up in the court too long dearest! I flew back and parachuted back on the the decoy vessel and made it seaworthy! Now... I suggest that we high-tale it out of here asap... this time I am taking NO chances!

shazzPRME

Thank goodness - I got some sort of weird message on my answer machine that a poor researcher needed the help of the Masked Italic! But it seems to be alright now!

I think

Goodness! A ghost has appeared from out of nowhere! LOL
shazzPRME

*exits leaving a little calling card that reads*

Dear all
In a few short days Doug and Ginger will be man and wife!

we are are having a vitual Pre Wedding Party for them over here http://www.h2g2.com/A421912

and you can sign the virtual card here http://www.h2g2.com/A421877

All welcome. Last one to the bar...

*Shazz instantly slams the boat into reverse, narrowly avoiding the prop falling off, does a nifty u-turn and heads in the general direction of the Wedding Bash
shazzPRME

*falls off the back of the boat*

ROFL!
(I've always wanted to say this):
'MAAAAAAAAAAAN Overboard!!'
shazzPRME

*treads water and watches the retreating Shazz*

*Wishes she has a lilo and a cocktail.*

* A manly hand is proffered over the back of the boat... *

No, its definitely WOMEN !!!

...overboard !!!

M.K*

Did you actually rescus Abi M.K*... or is she still spalshing about down there?
shazzPRME

No, she is in much deeper water by replying to an entry over at Foxy Manor...

M.K*

Am I?

Hehehehe!
I better come and dock the boat over there then!
shazzPRME

Oh Yes, Abi !!!

Much, Much Deeper Water !!!

* He laughs outrageously, like Dennis Hopper trying to be subtle... *

M.K*

Don't think so...

I worry about you MK. You are barking, mate!

Gee, you must be a shrewd judge of character !!!

...and just when things were going so well

* He goes away to have a little cry *

* No really... *

M.K*